GOLDEN GIRL [TOM HOLLAND]

36. '1-800-MOMMA'

PRIVATE CONVERSATION
momma [sjp]
peanut [cash]

peanut
mom i need you

so i think i'm in love with tom

and at the same time i think it might be over because of something stupid i did

please tell me how to fix it

momma
oh honey 😢

i'm all ears 💖

peanut
grab your glasses girl you're gonna need em for this!

momma
ooh i guess i better find them then!

shoot! where did i put the damn things 😤

hold on a second honey

peanut
are they on your head, mom?

on your nightstand?

on the coffee table?

momma
i'm back!!

peanut
so which one was it? 😏

momma
don't sass me cash hendrix downey 😠

i may be old but i'm not that old

show your momma some respect

peanut
they were on your head weren't they?

oh mom

momma
maybe

let's change the subject, shall we?

tell me all about it honey! 💖

peanut
you ain't slick momma

but okay so we had the most AMAZING time in atlanta

and then surprise surprise i fucked everything up when fallon called

and i didn't tell him

but only because i was SO scared that he'd think i was like obsessed with shane or something

so long story short i've spent the last two weeks holed up in my apartment torturing my friends with sad 80s movies and crying 24/7 because i feel like a stupid naive little slut with pathetic rich white girl problems whose life will always be tethered to that freakin ASSHOLE

momma
first, take a deep breath sweetie

and second, are we talking dirty dancing? 🤔

peanut
how did you know?

momma
you got it from your momma!

because believe me, i've had my moments where only johnny castle could get me through it! 😂

but let me tell you something! nobody - not Shane, not the media - puts my baby in a corner cash