Happy birthday THUNDER BOIIIIIIIIIIII

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*appears out of nowhere with a microphone talking to no one!*

Me: Testing! Testing!
*Unconsciously screams at the microphone and makes Grimm's ears bleed.*

Me:... Okay it's working!

Me: LADIES AND GENTLEDUDES!

HE IS LOUD...
HE IS GREEN...

HE IS BETTER KNOWN
AS MALLEUS' SIMP!
((That rimes!))

Give it up to....!

🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁
*drums intensify*
🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁!!!!!!!

Me: SEBEK ZIGVOLT!!!!!!!!!

Sebek: SHUT IT YOU ARE BEING TOO LOUD!!!

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Sebek: SHUT IT YOU ARE BEING TOO LOUD!!!

Everyone: ... f*cking hypocrite

Me: Noooww talking personally about this loud freak. I got to know him when I was just starting my life in Twisted Wonderland and checked on some Zodiac books (no one cares about it but this is my book and I like details!) and honestly don't tell Lilia but I didn't find him that attractive, AND THANK GOD BECAUSE THAT SAME GOD KNOWS I WANT TO MARRY OUR IMMORTAL TRENDY FATHER of 1 dragon lord, 1 human, and 1 half-human. Ah yes. Not to mention I used to think he was kind of rude towards the humans even though he is half human! Like sir! I bet Lilia had to take him to a DNA test to prove him he was half human. And when he checked the results... PFT- imagine his face! 🤣🤣🤣
Still he is charismatic and tries to do what it's best even though he is soooo naive.

Also... he apparently has siblings but I don't know if he was talking about Silver or actual siblings with the Zigvolt name on them. Well whatever.

Me: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY LEFT HANDED BUDDY because indeed I'm left handed, SEBEK ZIGVOLT!!
YOU GO THUNDER BOIIIIII and stop being so rude to me -_-
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Me: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY LEFT HANDED BUDDY because indeed I'm left handed, SEBEK ZIGVOLT!! YOU GO THUNDER BOIIIIII and stop being so rude to me -_-💚💚💚💚💚💚🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

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There are many reasons to why I will never hate this Malleus simp:
1. He aesthetic as hell

 He aesthetic as hell

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2. He is such a meme and a mood sometimes!!🤣🤣
If you haven't felt identified at very least one time for 5 seconds with this dude then.... Am I the weird one? Or you? Or both?

 Am I the weird one? Or you? Or both?

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3. He tries SO HARD just to make both Lilia-SAMA and WAKASAMA proud !! Sir he respects them so much!!!

 He tries SO HARD just to make both Lilia-SAMA and WAKASAMA proud !! Sir he respects them so much!!!

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And 4. He is a good guy and his smile shows it! As his character develops he will become more open to people and hopefully smile more.

Now...
Sorry I haven't been uploading to pieces of tuna in the past weeks, but as I already expressed I DON'T want to write something just for the sake of writing. I want to write things that I can love and hopefully you too. I want strange, fun, cute and interesting shots. I hope you understand.. but still I'm about to finish another shot so BE PREPARED 🦁

Yours truly: Jack 🃏

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