Hunter X Hunter X Cute!Reader: Memes I Guess?

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Y/N: *Taking a quiet walk in the snow without knowing that Illumi, Killua, Leorio, and Kurapika are tailing you to make sure you're safe*

Hisoka: Hey kid! Want some blades?

Y/N: No... *Turns dramatically*

Y/N: BLADES ARE FER SKATING!

*Rollerskates appear on your feet*

Y/N: Ya ding-dong. *Attempts to rollerblade home*

Y/N: *Halfway down the street* It's kinda snowy!

Hisoka: ...

Hisoka: They called me ding dong. A ding dong is a kind of cupcake. Y/N loves cake. So if Y/N loves cake- *Exaggerated gasp*

Hisoka: *With cartoon heart eyes and cupid babies pointing their bows at him and sparkles in the background* Y/N LOVES ME!

Illumi, Killua, Leorio, and Kurapika: *Wait until you've left and then give Hisoka the thoughtful gift of an early grave*