Person: Azer sure goes out a lot! Does that not worry you?
Karaca: Nope
Person: Wow... you're very trustful how do you-
Karaca: *whistles* Azercim!!
Person:
Karaca:
Azer: *bursting through the door* Karagulum! Why did you call me? Did you need something?? O moon of my life, are you okay???
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Azer: You don't know how much someone is worth to you-
Karaca: until you sell them
Azer:
Karaca:
Celasun: *slowly, cautiously flees the room
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Karaca: Who's a good boy? Yes, who's my handsome boy?
Cat: meow!
Azer: Hey shut it! She was talking about me!
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Fadik Ana: What do you want to eat?
Azer: the souls of all the kocovalis!
Fadik Ana: ...egg.
Azer: no!
Fadik Ana: with çay.
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Karaca: I need you to swear-
Azer: s*ktir
Karaca:
Karaca: I meant like promise
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*AzKar early days*
Karaca: why are you such an asshole???
Azer: One, for the attention.
Azer: Two, for the aesthetic
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Azer: Third, YOU are barging into MY house uncalled! Don't expect me to burst with joy...
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Karaca; Hey do you want to be my boyfriend?
Azer: Sorry but I only see you as a wife.
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Karaca: I can't believe you ate that!!
Yilmaz: It said 'free sample'
Karaca: It was lipstick!
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Duygu: Now when he comes, just tell him how you feel.
Karaca: Okay
Azer: Hey-
Karaca: I'm hungry!
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Yamaç: It's illegal to be better looking than me
Azer: Yikes, guess all of us are going to jail then.
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Karaca: love is a weakness and an evolutionary mistake.
Duygu:
Duygu: You are literally making a Valentine's card for Azer right now?
Karaca: *points the scissor at her* you're on thin fucking ice right now!
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Karaca: Would you rather stab Celasun or-
Azer: Stab Celasun
Karaca: But I didn't even say the other option...
Azer: You don't need to.
Celasun: ...I'm feeling a little unsafe...
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Karaca: ok so how do I make this date romantic??
Duygu: Try being mysterious. Guys like that
Karaca: ok.
*later on date with Azer
Azer: So, how are you?
Karaca: None of your business.
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Karaca: I have written a small list of reasons why I love Azer.
Nehir: this is 25 pages
Karaca: And? I wanted to keep it brief.
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Karaca (drunk af): Azer is so hot. I love him.
Azer:
Karaca: Don't tell him ok?
Azer (smiling): Ok I won't.
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*when kocovali ladies were held in jail
Azer: Karaca don't go to the police station I have a bad feeling about this.
Karaca: What do you mean?
Azer: don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if something is going to get you in trouble?
Karaca: no?
Azer: that explains...so much.
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Karaca: only intellectuals can say these four words quickly: "eye yam stew pig"
Azer: come on! I'm not going to fall for tha-
Yilmaz (without missing a beat): I AM STUPID
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Selim: Why is Azer.... here?
Vartolu: He's been parked since the last 30 mins. Didn't even move an inch.
Selim: why?
Vartolu (smirking): oh... your daughter kissed him.
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In another universe, these conversations definitely took place ;)
Anyways....what's up people???
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Happened in my dreams
AdventureA collection of AzKar (Azer and Karaca) one-shots from the Turkish TV series cukur. (The one-shots are unrelated to each other unless indicated other wise)
