john egebrt bithday 2day
he dicides to steal his dads car and drive to altwernia
"omg john wht are you doinh ??!?!??" johns dad asks him
"uhhhh.. uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh idk lol" johm said
"oh ok then" john dad said " im going to drive to walmart to buy u a gift uwu"
"dman it." john was dissapointed. how would he drive if his dad has the car??????
omg! he had an idea
"OMG WWAIT DAD" johm expclaimed.
"what." said dad egebrt
"nothign" he ssid as he slashed the tires of his dad's car
"exucse me your grounded" said johns dad
"wwtf" said john
omg wait WHAT DID HGE JUST DO.... now his car is brokena nd he cant drive to a;lternia????!?!?!?
john went to message his discord kittens. i mean internet frie ds
john: OMG guys im grounded.😶😶
rose: omg no what did you do??!?!?!?😱
john: i tried to drivve my dads cr..... but then i broke it..... 😥
dave: why would you do that🤔
john: idk lol😂
dave: your so dumb omg😂🤣
jade: wow john 😑
john: i wwas going to drivve to alternia.
rose: what the fuckj is an alternia
john: wwait omg i forgot im noy supposed to knoww😂
rose: oh ok 🤣
jade: LOL😆
