Kaz00 Gurl: The Temmie Version

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while da chaotic kazoo spirit searched for ways tu create mayhem, she stumbled upon a girl and boi beneath a tree saturated in pink.

akane: tem am madly in love wit u, ao-chan! u r MOAR important tu meh than air itself, and living without u iz liek living a half-life. For u, ao-chan, r ma better half.

kazoo girl: *intently listening*

kazoo girl: call meh da kodama cause i'm boutta mak dis confession so much better!

kazoo girl: *terribly playing careless whisper on, u guessed it, da kazoo*

aoi: wow....dat was sweet. Four points :))

kazoo girl: *jumps down from tree*

kazoo girl: *pats akane's head* awwAwa, better luck next tem, buddey :)

akane: doo not give meh those condescending head pats. U just ruined ma perfect confession wit dat terrible MUSAK!

kazoo girl: *cackles in autotune*

kazoo girl: lmao, naw tem understan whut da fanbase finds u hot~

akane: did u just say "lmao"? and WHAT fanbase r u talking about?

kazoo girl: tEMMIE am talking about da dirty little daikons dat r currently reading dis fanfiction.

akane: ಠ_ಠ

kazoo girl: lololololololololololooloolololj tem need tu yeetus skeetus out of here and bother someone else

*kazoo girl went tu look for someone else tu bother. Dat iz when she sees a tall blonde hair boi dat looked similar tu dat other boi from earlier*

kazoo girl: oi! taller shakespeare boi!

teru: *turns around wit a blank face and quickly pulls out his sword* WHAT iz it u chaotic nightmare demon?

kazoo girl: oh, so u know of meh?

teru: tem have heard of da chaos u r causing at dis tem tired... and tem am in no mood for yer trickery. So either leave dis tem tired... alone or face ma wrath.

kazoo girl: *plays dream manhunt music*

teru: *charges at kazoo girl* it iz tem for yer reign of terror tu end!

kazoo girl: nah *easily dodges teru's attack*

teru: how r u able tu dodge all of ma attacks?

kazoo girl:. Tem have da power of force shields.

teru: that-that doesn't even mak sense. *trys tu attack but bounces off hur forceshield*

teru: tem just hit u!

kazoo girl: nu uh! just take da l bro.

teru: tem so did!

kazoo girl: face it man, u aren't strong enough tu beat da glorious kazoo girl.

their continuous bickering lasted for five minutes, both slinging insults at each other. Students walking past wondered y da older minamoto boi seemed tu be yelling at da empty space before him. Dat iz, until kou, yashiro, and hanako stepped in.

kou: mine own dearest broth'r, WHAT iz gonna onith?

teru: da f uck did u tu ma brother, kazoo wench?!

kazoo girl: hey man, he was liek dat when tem showed up. Hasn't ur Toriel ever told u tu nevs assume THINs, u insolent little man?

teru: how dare u insult our mother!

and just liek dat, da destroy sparked up again. Da chaotic kazoo spirit kept dodging every zap from teru's sword, whilst teru yelled insults.

yashiro: shouldn't WE do something, hanako-kun?

hanako: nah, r u kidding? dat chick iz crazy. Anyways, WE don't want hur insulting yer daikon legs, do WE?

kou: doth any of thee guys heareth yond hurtling?

yashiro: WHAT r you-wait WHAT iz dat noise?!

*insert scampering noises*

tsukasa: WHAT da hap iz fuckening ma gays?

hanako: *drops his donut for da second time* tsukasa WHAT r u doin here?!!??!1111

kou: tem smelleth a rat

tsukasa: tem heard da sounds of burning innocence and simply followed it until tem stumbled upon u all.

kazoo girl: oh u lo0k interesting, whatt might u be?

tsukasa: tem am ur future soulmate babbeeee~ *he immediately jumps on her*

kazoo girl: do u wanna ride?

hanako: *covers yashiro's eyes* dis getting too spicy for u yashiro.

tsukasa: gurll, u r so finneee. Tem could listen tu u play dat kazoo of yours for hours.

kazoo girl: finally, someone who appreciates meh!

tsukasa: tem can do so much MOAR than appreciate u, muffin

kazoo girl: WHAT do u mean, fellow brethren? you'll play kazoo wit meh?

tsukasa: oh absolutely, ma muffin, but *gets close tu hur ear*, tem can show u such a gud tem.

yashiro: shouldn't WE do something?

teru: i'm not sure...

kou: tem bethink da most wondrous course of action iz tu leaveth those folk beest and alloweth those folk soaketh in their budding romance.

Kazoo girl: *she produces another kazoo and hands it tu tsukasas* let's harmonize these fucking kazoos!

tsukasa: *picks up kazoo girl and they run off into da sunset while playing take on me*

da silence dat ensues was nothing short of deafening.

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kou: yond's all folks!

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