while da chaotic kazoo spirit searched for ways tu create mayhem, she stumbled upon a girl and boi beneath a tree saturated in pink.
akane: tem am madly in love wit u, ao-chan! u r MOAR important tu meh than air itself, and living without u iz liek living a half-life. For u, ao-chan, r ma better half.
kazoo girl: *intently listening*
kazoo girl: call meh da kodama cause i'm boutta mak dis confession so much better!
kazoo girl: *terribly playing careless whisper on, u guessed it, da kazoo*
aoi: wow....dat was sweet. Four points :))
kazoo girl: *jumps down from tree*
kazoo girl: *pats akane's head* awwAwa, better luck next tem, buddey :)
akane: doo not give meh those condescending head pats. U just ruined ma perfect confession wit dat terrible MUSAK!
kazoo girl: *cackles in autotune*
kazoo girl: lmao, naw tem understan whut da fanbase finds u hot~
akane: did u just say "lmao"? and WHAT fanbase r u talking about?
kazoo girl: tEMMIE am talking about da dirty little daikons dat r currently reading dis fanfiction.
akane: ಠ_ಠ
kazoo girl: lololololololololololooloolololj tem need tu yeetus skeetus out of here and bother someone else
*kazoo girl went tu look for someone else tu bother. Dat iz when she sees a tall blonde hair boi dat looked similar tu dat other boi from earlier*
kazoo girl: oi! taller shakespeare boi!
teru: *turns around wit a blank face and quickly pulls out his sword* WHAT iz it u chaotic nightmare demon?
kazoo girl: oh, so u know of meh?
teru: tem have heard of da chaos u r causing at dis tem tired... and tem am in no mood for yer trickery. So either leave dis tem tired... alone or face ma wrath.
kazoo girl: *plays dream manhunt music*
teru: *charges at kazoo girl* it iz tem for yer reign of terror tu end!
kazoo girl: nah *easily dodges teru's attack*
teru: how r u able tu dodge all of ma attacks?
kazoo girl:. Tem have da power of force shields.
teru: that-that doesn't even mak sense. *trys tu attack but bounces off hur forceshield*
teru: tem just hit u!
kazoo girl: nu uh! just take da l bro.
teru: tem so did!
kazoo girl: face it man, u aren't strong enough tu beat da glorious kazoo girl.
their continuous bickering lasted for five minutes, both slinging insults at each other. Students walking past wondered y da older minamoto boi seemed tu be yelling at da empty space before him. Dat iz, until kou, yashiro, and hanako stepped in.
kou: mine own dearest broth'r, WHAT iz gonna onith?
teru: da f uck did u tu ma brother, kazoo wench?!
kazoo girl: hey man, he was liek dat when tem showed up. Hasn't ur Toriel ever told u tu nevs assume THINs, u insolent little man?
teru: how dare u insult our mother!
and just liek dat, da destroy sparked up again. Da chaotic kazoo spirit kept dodging every zap from teru's sword, whilst teru yelled insults.
yashiro: shouldn't WE do something, hanako-kun?
hanako: nah, r u kidding? dat chick iz crazy. Anyways, WE don't want hur insulting yer daikon legs, do WE?
kou: doth any of thee guys heareth yond hurtling?
yashiro: WHAT r you-wait WHAT iz dat noise?!
*insert scampering noises*
tsukasa: WHAT da hap iz fuckening ma gays?
hanako: *drops his donut for da second time* tsukasa WHAT r u doin here?!!??!1111
kou: tem smelleth a rat
tsukasa: tem heard da sounds of burning innocence and simply followed it until tem stumbled upon u all.
kazoo girl: oh u lo0k interesting, whatt might u be?
tsukasa: tem am ur future soulmate babbeeee~ *he immediately jumps on her*
kazoo girl: do u wanna ride?
hanako: *covers yashiro's eyes* dis getting too spicy for u yashiro.
tsukasa: gurll, u r so finneee. Tem could listen tu u play dat kazoo of yours for hours.
kazoo girl: finally, someone who appreciates meh!
tsukasa: tem can do so much MOAR than appreciate u, muffin
kazoo girl: WHAT do u mean, fellow brethren? you'll play kazoo wit meh?
tsukasa: oh absolutely, ma muffin, but *gets close tu hur ear*, tem can show u such a gud tem.
yashiro: shouldn't WE do something?
teru: i'm not sure...
kou: tem bethink da most wondrous course of action iz tu leaveth those folk beest and alloweth those folk soaketh in their budding romance.
Kazoo girl: *she produces another kazoo and hands it tu tsukasas* let's harmonize these fucking kazoos!
tsukasa: *picks up kazoo girl and they run off into da sunset while playing take on me*
da silence dat ensues was nothing short of deafening.
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kou: yond's all folks!
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Kaz00 Gurl: The Temmie Version
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