It was a normal sunny day at kamome. Da branches swayed softly as da students focused on their classes. It was quiet, save for da wildlife. Da teacher in dis particular class droned on about da theory of relativity while da students took notes, patiently waiting until da clock signaled lunchtime. From an outsider's perspective, da day would appear tu be normal. And dat was da case until da peace was violently disturbed.
*loud kazoo plays in background*
tsuchigamori: who da fuq just did dat? *glares intensely*
*kazoo gets louder* tsuchigamori: was dat u yamabuki?
lemon: *looks up from phone* uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh no, sorry fam
yashiro: *sees spirit floating above tsuchigamori holding a golden kazoo* da hell do u think you're doin?!
*girl kazoo spirit starts laughing in autotune *
yashiro: y r u doin dis
kazoo spirit: because fuq u, that's y! *dabs and yeets through wall* bOI!!!!! bOI!!!!!!
later on dat day, yashiro stormed tu da old building. She was determined tu find answers as tu who thought it was a gud idea tu play da kazoo during hur class.
yashiro: *slams bathroom door* hanako, who in da freaking frickle frackle iz kazoo girl?
hanako: *aggressively munches on donut* tem dunno lemme nom ma donut in peace, woman
yashiro: *slaps donut out of his hands* she was being annoying in class and cursed ma eyes by dabbing.
hanako: hhhhey, tem was eating dat, daikon! and tem don't even know WHAT dabbing isssss!
yashiro: it's "a simple gesture in which a person drops their head into da bent crook of a slanted, upwardly angled arm, while raising da opposite arm out straight in a parallel direction."
hanako: oh so liek dis! *dabs*
yashiro:...
yashiro: nevs do dat again.
kou: *opens door liek a normal person* tis' a gud afternoon mine own fellow companions. Howith everyone dis present day?
hanako: apparently ther iz a kazoo spirit gonna around and annoying people.
kazoo girl: *playing all star while slamming door open* what's up fuckers!! whomst haz summoned da ancient one?!
kou: ma lordith, who iz't thou playing dat ungodly tune?
kazoo girl: ungodly?1 i'll have u know dat dis kaz00 makes da most holy sound you'll ever hear1
hanako: you're being annoying
kazoo girl: tem know u r but wat am tem? >:)'
hanako: t-that doesn't even mak sense
kazoo girl: tem know u r but wat am tem?
hanako: i-
kazoo girl: tem know u r but wat am tem?
hanako: *gives up and sulks in corner*
kou: *breathes in deeply* tem shalt end dis once and f'r all.....Uno reverse
kazoo girl: *grabs ahold of hur heart and starts tu roll around on da floor* oh tem have been wounded. If y'all can't appreciate da gift of memes, i'll just leave and wreak sum havoc elsewhere
kazoo girl: *yeets herself out window* nyanyannyannyannyan
yashiro: shouldn't WE stahp hur?
kou: alloweth us tu waiteth.
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Cursed trashbin (in which my twin and I create the most weirdest stuff)
Humor*Warning* There is a lot of cursed meme trash in this book. Don't read if you are allergic to stupidity!!!!
