*some random interview at zayn's home*
Interviewer: So Zayn we haven't seen you date anybody in a while.. It seems like you don't date anymore is that correct?
Zayn: yes that's true :(
Interviewer: Oh so what's the reason for it?
Zayn: yeah about that.. you see my roommate has a problem with me bringing people home so it's kind of difficu-
Harry: *from inside the bedroom*
FOR GODS SAKE ZAYN I'M NOT YOUR ROOMMATE WE'RE MARRIED I'M LITERALLY YOUR HUSBAND STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT
Zayn: pffftt you see what I mean?
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A\N: yes I stole the idea from a reel on Instagram I watched, thinking has been so hard lately 🧎♂️
Stream Nobody is Listening and Fine Line if you're superior ;)
