Helluva Boss: Ink Edition

Mighty Morphin' I.M.P. Rangers

Zordon: Each of you take one.

Blitz: What are these? Tamagachis?

Moxxie: Aw, mine pooped!

Zordon: No, these are your Morphers. With them, you will be imbued with the power of the great Memes and be transformed into Power Meme Rangers.

Bendy: Excuse me, WHAT?!

Zordon: Each of you have a specific meme you relate to. Bendy, you are estranged, yet memorable. You will harness the power of GRANDAD and lead as the Red Ranger.

Bendy:......Excuse me, WHAT?!

Zordon: Millie, you are kind, understanding, though not taken seriously because of your accent. A perfect fit for being imbued with the power of Kermit the Frog as the Pink Ranger.

Millie: Isn't Kermit green?

Zordon: Loona, you are tough, feral, snarky, yet at times forgettable. You will be imbued with the power of Fred Flintstone as the Black Ranger.

Loona: I only agree to this because black's my favorite color.

Zordon: Moxxie,.....uh....you're Yellow Ranger and you're meme is....the guy from Bee Movie.

Moxxie: Wait, I don't get any sage advice.

Zordon: And finally, Blitzo-

Blitz: The 'O' is silent.

Zordon:......BLITZO, you are unhinged, selfish, and shouldn't even be here. But, 5 is better than four. You shall be assigned as the Blue Ranger and be imbued with the power of.....Angel Dust.

Blitz: Wait, why am I the pornstar?

Bendy: And what the hell are we supposed to do with THESE powers?

Zordon: DO NOT QUESTION ZORDON!!!! Now, I shall send you to Dimentio's current location. Go, my Rangers. You must win.

Our heroes were sent via teleportation to the jester, leaving Alpha and Zordon alone in the command center.

Alpha: Do you think they'll defeat Dimentio, Master Zordon?

Zordon: In all honesty, no. We're pretty much fucked.

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Dimentio is seen in another city, juggling multiple energy balls. He decides to 'accidently' drop the balls as they fall onto an orphanage and blow it up. Dimentio looked at the audience.

Dimentio: Oh, don't be so shocked. That place was full of 9-year-olds. They would've never been adopted. I was basically doing them a favor.

Bendy: (off-screen) Stop right there, evil-doer!

The jester turned to see our crew, standing heroicallly against him.

Dimentio: Oh goodie, cannonfaughter!

Millie: Actually, sir. We're the Power Rangers.

Dimentio: Oh, the talking head brought more. Well, I'll make it easy for you. *lands on ground in front of them* There, I'm on the ground. Do your worst.

Bendy: Okay, attack formation. Now!

Everyone just pulled guns out and sprayed Dimentio with bullets. Unfortunately, he just smiled as they bounced off his body.

Loona: It's not working!

Moxie: Guess we'll need that power, after all.

Bendy: Right, guys.