GOLD DIGGER | CHRIS EVANS (ON HOLD)

SEVENTEEN

LITTLE BIRD
present day
thirty seven years old

SCARLETT, CHRISTOPHER >

iMessage group chat

SCARLETT
I miss you little bird

FALLON
I miss you too

FALLON
I hate that I haven't seen you in literally forever

FALLON
I blame Christopher

SCARLETT
I blame him too

CHRISTOPHER
Wait-why is everyone blaming me?

CHRISTOPHER
I didn't do anything wrong 

FALLON
You should have brought Scarlett home with you

FALLON
You let us down

CHRISTOPHER
I did not!

SCARLETT
When am I next seeing you?

SCARLETT
I mean how long has it been? Four? Five years?

FALLON
Too long

FALLON
It's Christopher's fault

CHRISTOPHER
It's not my fault

CHRISTOPHER
You two are a nightmare together

SCARLETT
We're not that bad

CHRISTOPHER
You act like children

FALLON
We don't act like children shut up Chrissy

CHRISTOPHER
I think you forget that I can literally see you pouting in the corner

FALLON
Shut up or get out

CHRISTOPHER
Come gimme cuddles?

SCARLETT
When Chris comes back you should too, I'd love to see you

FALLON
I'm omw Christopher

FALLON
I'd like that but I'm sure he'd be sick of me by then

CHRISTOPHER
I could never be sick of you, Clumsy

FALLON
Mhmm I'm sure

CHRISTOPHER
I couldn't ever be

CHRISTOPHER
I love you

SCARLETT
🥰🥺

FALLON
I love you too

FALLON
Now go make me pancakes

CHRISTOPHER
Fine

FALLON
Thank you

SCARLETT
You have him whipped

FALLON
Of course I do

SCARLETT
I can't wait to see you again

SCARLETT
It's seriously been too long

SCARLETT
Rose asks about Auntie Fallon all the time

FALLON
Stop itttt

FALLON
I miss that little bundle of joy so much

SCARLETT
Well Auntie Fallon will just have to come and visit very soon

FALLON
Deal