Kel -> Aubrey 3:43pm
Kel: AYOOO WASSUUUUUP
Aubrey: tf you want kel
Kel: damn rude much
Aubrey: im in the middle of a movie with my gang wtf do u want
Kel: y dont u have ur phone off then
Aubrey: bcoz
Kel: bc??
Aubrey: i forgot dumbass
Kel: lmao hoes mad
Aubrey: stfu do u want me to hitr u in ur fuckin braindead head with my bat
Kel: HOES MAD
Aubrey: STFU OR ISTFG YOULL REGRET IT YOU FUCKING PILLCOCK
Kel: bet u had 2 google that word
Aubrey: JKBEFGSRGDFLJNJFEKBJKWJKBR
Aubrey: BET YOU HAD TO GOOGLE THE MEANING OF IT
Kel: hardly an insult aubs
Aubrey: DONT CALL ME THAT
Kel: whaaaat nickname taken by someone? ;)
Aubrey: dont tell me u think Kim and i are dating
Kel: awww u even capitalised her naaaaame ;)
Kel: plus i wasnt even talking abt kim
Aubrey: OH YOU LITTLE
Aubrey: YOU FUCKING ASKED FOR IT COCKSUCKING DIPSHIT
Aubrey is now offline
Kel: im a dead man rnt i
Kel -> Hero 3:58pm
Kel: bro if u c this tell sally i love her
Hero: What? What happened?
Kel: aubrey gon kill me soon
Hero: What?! Why?!
Kel: she TOTALLy digs kim and whn i pointed it out she got all mad
Hero: Oh that's why.
Kel: yeeeee
Kel: b4 i die pls also tell sunny that he'll always be my best bud
Hero: Kel.
Kel: also tell basil that ill miss him
Hero: Kel, stop joking around, please.
Kel: but bro im gonna dieeeeeee
Kel: at the hands of aubreeeyyyyy
Hero: No you're not, Kel.
Kel: yes iammmmmmm
Hero: No you're not.
Kel: yes
Hero: No.
Kel: yes
Hero: No.
Kel: yes
Hero: No.
Kel: yes
Hero: No.
Kel: no
Hero: Yes.
Hero: ...
Hero: Wait.
Kel: lmfao u fell 4 the oldest trik in the book
YOU ARE READING
oh boy what have we gotten into
Humoromori chatfic. it has a lot of crack. idk what you expect. takes place after the other fic i made.