chaos between aubrey and kel. also wholesom bois being wholesom

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Kel -> Aubrey 3:43pm

Kel: AYOOO WASSUUUUUP

Aubrey: tf you want kel

Kel: damn rude much

Aubrey: im in the middle of a movie with my gang wtf do u want

Kel: y dont u have ur phone off then

Aubrey: bcoz

Kel: bc??

Aubrey: i forgot dumbass

Kel: lmao hoes mad

Aubrey: stfu do u want me to hitr u in ur fuckin braindead head with my bat

Kel: HOES MAD

Aubrey: STFU OR ISTFG YOULL REGRET IT YOU FUCKING PILLCOCK

Kel: bet u had 2 google that word

Aubrey: JKBEFGSRGDFLJNJFEKBJKWJKBR

Aubrey: BET YOU HAD TO GOOGLE THE MEANING OF IT

Kel: hardly an insult aubs

Aubrey: DONT CALL ME THAT

Kel: whaaaat nickname taken by someone? ;)

Aubrey: dont tell me u think Kim and i are dating

Kel: awww u even capitalised her naaaaame ;)

Kel: plus i wasnt even talking abt kim

Aubrey: OH YOU LITTLE

Aubrey: YOU FUCKING ASKED FOR IT COCKSUCKING DIPSHIT

Aubrey is now offline

Kel: im a dead man rnt i


Kel -> Hero 3:58pm

Kel: bro if u c this tell sally i love her

Hero: What? What happened?

Kel: aubrey gon kill me soon

Hero: What?! Why?!

Kel: she TOTALLy digs kim and whn i pointed it out she got all mad

Hero: Oh that's why.

Kel: yeeeee

Kel: b4 i die pls also tell sunny that he'll always be my best bud

Hero: Kel.

Kel: also tell basil that ill miss him

Hero: Kel, stop joking around, please.

Kel: but bro im gonna dieeeeeee

Kel: at the hands of aubreeeyyyyy

Hero: No you're not, Kel.

Kel: yes iammmmmmm

Hero: No you're not.

Kel: yes

Hero: No.

Kel: yes

Hero: No.

Kel: yes

Hero: No.

Kel: yes

Hero: No.

Kel: no

Hero: Yes.

Hero: ...

Hero: Wait.

Kel: lmfao u fell 4 the oldest trik in the book

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