this chapter has so many side characters it makes me proud

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The Hooligans B) 3:34 pm

Angel: LOLOLOLOLOL GUYS GUESS WHAT HAPPENED LMMFAOOOOOOO

Kim: what

Angel: i said guess

Kim: bitch im not bouta guess tell me wtf happened

Angel: bruh i said guess

Vance: thats not how it works dude

Angel: wjbbjwgr im trying to make this fuuuuun

Charlie: ...um... does it have to do with your parents...?

Angel: YEP! :D

Aubrey: alright what the fuck did they do this time

The MAVERICK: Please just tell us what happened, Angel

Angel: ugh fine :')

Angel: so basically my parents were being transphobic again

Kim: ill kill em

Angel: shshhshshs listen first

Angel: or uh read

Angel: cuz im texting

Angel: u know what i mean

Vance: yes we do please continue

Angel: lol aight

Angel: so

Angel: they were saying rlly mean stuff

Angel: shit like "ur a girl not a boy" or "u r not holy in the eyes of god" or "u will end up in hell" or "u dont deserve to live"

Angel: ya know, the usual

The MAVERICK: The USUAL?????

Charlie: Oh no...

Aubrey: I SWEAR I WILL

Angel: shhh guys dont worry it gets good lol

Kim: boy it better...

Angel: so

Angel: my sis is usually never home when these things happen

Angel: she didnt even know they're transphobic

Angel: she's usually like idk doing shit outside, whatever it is

Angel: so today ig she heard the commotion so went inside

Angel: and when she realized what was happening she was so fucking LIVID

The MAVERICK: Oh boy...

Angel: and we all know how my sister is when she's pissed

Kim: fuck, dont remind me

Angel: lol

Angel: so then she just went fUCKING INSANE

Angel: SHE JUST STARTED INSULTING THEM AND YELLING AT THEM LMAO

Angel: they were so confused and surprised they didnt even manage to calm her down lmaooo

Kim: omfggg no way

Kim: she YELLED AT THEM???

Kim: bitch artist obedient girl fucking YELLED AT THEM??? NO WAAAAY

Angel: lMAO THATS WHY ITS FUNNY

Angel: she NEVER yells at them

Aubrey: brruuuh

Angel: SO they started arguing

Angel: AND MY SISTER SAID AND I Q U O T E

Angel: "IF YOU DONT SHUT UR MOUTH THE NEXT THING THAT WILL COME OUT OF IT WILL BE YOUR TEETH WHICH I WILL THEN USE FOR MY ART"

oh boy what have we gotten intoOnde histórias criam vida. Descubra agora