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Bia Quotes

Hey guys!! My exams are slowly getting over with and I'm having some time to write some incorrect quotes because they take less time so yea!! I will probably be starting to upload here and on my one-shots book regularly starting after March 20th since that is my last exam. But anyway let's get right into the quotes!!

Alex: You'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

Carmin: If you can't beat them, dress better than them

Ana: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Thiago: I want you to tell the truth.
Ana: Absolutely not.

Thiago: It's dark in here
Pietro: Don't worry dude I got this
Pietro: *Stomps their feet*
Pietro: *Skechers light up*

Bia: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Celeste: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Bia: Yes!
Chiara: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

Chiara: Am I in trouble?
Celeste: Take a guess.
Chiara: No?
Celeste: Take another guess.

Manuel: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
Bia: You need to stop.

Paula: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Alex: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

Manuel: This is such a bad idea.
Alex: Then why are you coming along?
Manuel: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Manuel: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Bia: You and me!!!
Manuel, tearing up: Okay.

Chiara: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Celeste, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Chiara:
Chiara: fsh

Marcos Golden: Today is a day of running through hurdles.
Guillermo: Aren't you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?
Marcos Golden: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

Bia: *Gently taps table*
Chiara: *Taps back*
Manuel: What are they doing?
Celeste: Morse code.
Bia: *Aggressively taps table*
Chiara: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

Alex: I just ended a four-year relationship.
Celeste: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
Alex: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
*Bia and Manuel fighting from across the room*

Chiara: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?
Bia: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Manuel?
Manuel: Probably "road work ahead".
Celeste: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

Celeste, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Bia, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Chiara, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Manuel, trembling: What are we playing