⚠️The Time Traveler's Pig⚠️

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Stan: "...and what's that...?" He questioned with his guard on high alert.

[Y/N]: "...let's make a deal, you don't tell anyone about what you just saw and get the screwdriver, as simple as that..." He concluded.

Stan: "...and if a don't...?"

[Y/N]: "...then you can witness the down fall of your little Mystery Shack..." He said with a wide evil grin.

⚠️{Stan's POV}

'What's up with this kid? It's like he's a complete different person,I hate to do this, but should agree probably, I don't want anythin' crazy to happen...I don't know what he's capable of...'

Stan: "...fine then..." I agreed out of spite.

[Y/N]: "Ok then...let's shake on it..." He said as he pulls his hand out.

I then hesitate for a bit before I finally give in and shake his hand. The moment our hands came into contact, a bright blue flame surrounds our hands before it disappeared.

'The hell...'

⚠️{No one's POV}⚠️

Stan: "It's 12 o' clock! The Dunk Tank is now open!" He shouted through a megaphone.

The tourists then cover their ears as the megaphone screeches loudly.

Stan: "Step right up, and dunk me folks!" He says as he points to a tourist eating a pretzel.

Stan: "I'm talking to you, Cut-offs!"

The tourists then gather in front of Stan's dunk tank.

Stan: "That's right! Muffin-top, High-pants! Who wants a piece of me...?"

The crowd of tourists then throw balls at dunk tank, but fail to knock down Stan.

Stan: "Ahahahaha! Come back anytime, folks! Ahahahaha!" He laughed out.

Dipper was eating a corn dog shaped like question mark.

Dipper: "How do they get them into this shape? It's unnatural..." He said to Wendy.

Wendy: "But Dipper, they're so......" She started as she holds up the corn dog to the end of the sign that says 'DELICIOUS'.

Wendy: "...delicious...?"

The both then just laugh at the silly joke. As they laughed, mustard begins to drop on Wendy's shirt, she takes notice of this and stops laughing.

Wendy: "Aw, boo! I'll be right back..." She said as she left.

Dipper: "I'll be right here! Haha!" He replied.

Dipper: "I love you!" He whispered.

Mabel and [Y/N] then enter with two cotton candy sticks in both of their hands.

⚠️{Your POV}

Mabel: "Look at you two! Getting all romantic at the fair!"

Dipper: "Eh, it's no big deal..."

[Y/N]: "...it is..." I grumbled under my breath with a deep frown.

'Here we go again with my human emotions...how stupid...'

Mabel: "Yeah, it is!" She happily exclaimed.

Dipper: "Okay, you're right, it is! Isn't this amazing? I just dove in! I said, 'Hey! You wanna hang out at the fair?' And you know what she said...?"

⚠️Flashback to Dipper and Wendy in the gift shop, and some mysterious person spying on them.

Wendy: "Yeah, I guess so..."

⚠️Cut back to the present.

Dipper: "'Yeah, I guess so!' It totally worked! All your advice about just going for it, it's finally paying off!" He said.

Mabel: "When are you gonna learn, Dipper? I'm always right about everything!

[Y/N]: "Hey, do you guys smell a gallon of body spray...?" He said as he ate the cotton candy, along with the sticks.

Then, an emo in black walks up to the trio of kids.

Robbie: "Hey, have either of you dorks seen Wendy around...?"

Dipper: "Who wants to know...?"

The emo teen then snatches Mabel's cotton candy.

Mabel: "Hey!" She angrily shouted.

Robbie: "Yeah, I got some new super tight jeans. Thought she might want to check 'em out..."

Dipper: "Yeah! You know, I think I saw her in the Bottomless Pit. You should really go jump in there..."

Robbie: "Maybe I will, smart guy..." Says as he bumps Dipper on his way away.

Mabel & [Y/N]: "He is such a jerk..." They say in unison and then high-five each other.


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