Randomness and stuff

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prompts i found that sum up ghosty bois behavior-

copy and paste was being annoying so i gotta fix it-

Honestly, I came to this house because I heard it was haunted. I was expecting some sort of badass, home-wrecking ghost that would scare the life out of me. I wasn't expecting the ghost to offer me some tea or a house tour, that's for sure.

"Is there anyone here who wants to talk to us?"
"Do you know the wifi password?"
"Y-You heard that right, that wasn't just me?"
"Seriously, what's the wifi password?"

Millenial ghosts are the worst.

"HaHAH! I'm a ghost! I'm scary! Get spooked!"
"Dude, you're the cutest thing I've ever seen."

How the fuck am I meant to scare them now?

Some people seem to forget that if someone dies from being impaled/stabbed/shot etc. the thing that killed them stays in them?? And honestly, do you know how much this shit hurts, it's so difficult to sleep with this in me!!?? NO, YOU CAN"T TOUCH IT DON'T EVEN TRY-

ghosts don't even care anymore, they're just fucking with everybody and nothing is consistent.

Sometimes, I touch something and it disappears. I can't control it and I feel really bad because I don't know how to break it to you that your favourite necklace went missing because I touched it. 

I live with a really stubborn ghost and it's so difficult to not have arguments with them because they're literally the biggest jerk ever, I've had to start nailing all my precious valuables to the floor because they keep shaking the house everytime we fight. We got in a massive argument once and I came home to find all my broken valuables carefully rebuilt and a ghost puppy waiting for me in my room. Ok, maybe you're nicer than you look. 

The neighbours asked one time if I had any roommates and I said no and they just looked really confused because they can always hear me shouting or talking to someone. Yeah, my neighbours think I'm crazy now, so thanks for that.

I've become so used to all the weird shit that happens in my house that when I invited people over and you were just throwing books around in the hallway, I completely forgot that they aren't used to it like I am and now they just ran out of the house screaming. Can't you just keep your shit together for when my friends are over?S

top possessing me to find out all my secrets, that's a real invasion of privacy. And also a really awkward way to find out about what I think of you.

"You're a terrible houseguest."
"You're a terrible houseowner."

I can never find anything in this house because you're always hiding my stuff in random places and at first, it was cute, but now I can't find this really sentimental object and it's making me really upset. Stop touching my stuff, this isn't funny. I thought I'd lost it.

"Oh, that was probably just the wind."
"The wind? THE WIND??? Bitch, I'll show you wind!!"

Listen, I know you're mad (about what I have no idea) but can you just like.... chill for a second so I can walk into the kitchen and grab some snacks without having plates and mugs chucked at me and on the floor.

I thought you were gonna be a scary ghost but you just started like, tapdancing next to me because you thought I couldn't see you. Is this what ghosts do to amuse themselves?

CAN YOU NOT POSSESS DOLLS PLEASE IT"S NOT FUNNY AND IT"S JUST A JERK MOVE AND SCARES THE HECK OUT OF ME EVERY TIME