Randomness and IQ's(Incorrect Quotes)

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What characters do you want randomness of?



Anyone: "Could you, I don't know, help maybe?!"

Scraptrap: "I mean, I could, but I don't particularly want to."


Scraptrap: Reality is often disappointing. This is, it was. Now...

Scraptrap: [becomes Glitchtrap]

Glitchtrap: Reality can be whatever I want.


Charlotte's ghost: Didn't you die?

Scraptrap: That was like an hour ago. Things change.


Plushtrap: I just got a new notebook. What should I put in it?

Nightmarionne: Put spaghetti in it.

Plushtrap: I'm taking suggestions from anyone else.

Nightmare Fredbear: Put spaghetti in it.

Plushtrap: I'm taking suggestions from anyone except you two.

Nightmare BB: Put spaghetti in it.

Plushtrap: I'm no longer taking suggestions.


Nightmarionne: DO YOU THINK I CAN PUT 15 MARSHMALLOWS IN MY MOUTH?

Plushtrap: You're a hazard to society.

Nightmare Fredbear: And a coward. Do 20.


Nightmarionne: What language do they speak at the center of the earth?

Nightmarionne: Core-ean.

Plushtrap: The center of the earth is around 5430 degrees Celsius. NOBODY is going to live there so they don't need a language!

Nightmarionne: Core-ean.


Nightmarionne: Always be positive!

Nightmarionne: [falls down a flight of stairs]

Nightmarionne: Wow! I sure got down those stairs fast!


Golden Freddy: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Or 10? Strive for greatness.

Golden Freddy the Chaos Incarnate: Next time you're working out, do 15 pushups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just 1 slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Marionette: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-


Spring Bonnie: Hey Fredbear, what do you want to eat?

Nightmare, whispering to him: The frontal lobe of a child...

Fredbear: A bagel.

Nightmare: NO!!

Fredbear: Two bagels.


Molten Freddy: *hiding in a pantry from a murderer*

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