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"kokichi ouma. phantom thief"

I immediately knew where it was.
The History museum by the dock. Except, they (the phantom theif)dont mean an eye, or an eye statue. But the yellow gem in the centre of this building. Its surrounded by several security cameras, the phantom theif simply used to word eye to trick me.

23:59

Oh crap I better get going.

The first night

"Well, well, hello mr Detective! And what might your name be~?"

"And why should I tell you that theif?"
He actually sounded serious, like he wanted to know my name.

"Oh well because I'm curious!"
"Fine, only on one condition"
He waved his hand in a circular motion, signalling me to carry on talking.
"I'll tell you, if you're oh so interested, as long as you dont steal this gem tonight"
"Alrighty! Now what's your name Detective?"
It was that easy..?
No, he must be tricking me.
"That easy? Wow. Ok, your name first."
"Why should I tell you that Detective?"
"So I dont have to keep calling you phantom theif?" I said in a questioning tone.
"Still not telling you! Tell me your name.."

"Fine, I'm Shuichi Saihara. Now, go back to your organisation and I can come try catch you tomorrow, I cant be assed the deal with your shit tonight."
He looked at me and pouted, before his eyes widened
"WAIT? you're seriously just letting me go like that? Awww~ that's awfully kind of you Shuichi."
I felt my face heat up a little, I get flustered so easily goddamnit.

"Well then! Goodbye my Detective!"
"Night Phantom theif.."

The fifth night

Kokichi's POV

Ok, I left the letter giving him hints to the bank last night, so hopefully I can see him again tonight!
"Hey Ouma! Check this out!"
Nagito burst into my room holding some form of device and showed me a photo of the Detective.
"Why are you showing me this Komaeda??" I laughed a little at the end of the sentence.
"Cause I know you find him attractive?"
I felt my face heat up a lot at that.
"I- uh- well yeah maybe? But he's only attractive, no feelings past that!"

Shuichi's POV

A new note hm?

Diamonds, rubies, gems, money
All a man may want
Yet all I want is you
Find us tonight
I put my faith in you inspector gadget
-Phantom thief ♤

Wha- God.. the flirting is awful
"Hey.. kirigiri.. I've got us a new note"
"Oh really? What does it say"
I hand her the note and chuckle
"I'll ignore the pitiful flirts, but i assume he's headed to the bank. We need to go there asap"

I laugh at her use of the abbreviation instead of the words, but immediately stand up and head to the door

Timeskip: 30 minutes.

Kokichi's POV

"AHHHH OMG ICHI WERE HERE"
Miu screams right down my ear but I ignore her slightly
"Oh my god miu do you ever shut up! Stop being so loud, do you wanna be in prison?" I stick my tongue out and laugh quietly
"UGH you're so rude" miu rolls her eyes

"Um... guys. Hate to ruin your.. moment? But i hear police.. God this is just my luck" nagito comes over and speaks, sounding worried

"Um ko, we have police on us every single time we're pulling crap like this! Your luck gets us out of it! Stay calm, okkk??~ I've got this!" My words sound calm, but I'm shitting it. All I want is to get this money and go.. and maybe see that detective.. mainly the money!

I creep down the grand staircase, already knowing where money can be found.. it was going amazing..

Until.

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

"Ah shit."

Several detectives and police forces run over, until a rope drops by my side, I look up, miu and nagito holding it from the balcony.

Shuichi's POV

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

"Kirigiri! The sirens!! They're inside!"
A whole team of police come chasing to the noise. The phantom thief. Stood right infront of us. A rope dangling by his side

"Nishishi~ miss me detective?~"
"W-what.. stay right where you are thief!!"
Just as I said it. He places a hand on the rope, he grabs it awfully tight, and for the first time I can see worry on his face.

But as I start to believe we've caught him, the rope pulls away and he's taken up with it, and what sounds to be a stampede runs across the top floor. DICE have escaped. Once again.

Kirgiri sighs "I knew tonight wasn't the night."

Timeskip: 4 months later

Shuichi's POV

4 months have passed. I haven't received a note or alert from the infamous phantom thief since. He hasn't contacted me, or my team, he hasn't performed a big spectacular hiest, has he given up? Has his organisation finally retreated

As I'm lost in thought, my door pounds open

"Saihara. We've got a thief in our interrogation room. Please come with me to speak with him"
I nod, it was kirigiri, one of my dearest friends by now. I had no problem helping her out

I follow her to the room, a purple haired boy, no older than 15 is sat at the table. I take a seat next to him. He seems harmless, like a boy who got dared to steal from a shopping mall for some fun. But if it was so simple, why must we interrogate him?

"Hello. I'm shuichi saihara.. and you are?"
He rolls his eyes
"Kokichi ouma, Im 22 before you ask. The phantom thief."

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