Mabel: "Well hornswabber my haversack!" She said, also imitating a pioneerish voice.
The twins spit and run off while laughing.
Stan: "Dead to me!" He shouted.
A crowd is then assembled around a large stage.
SL 1001: "Here-ye, here-ye! Ye olde commencement ceremony is about to commence Wooo! I got a bell!" He announced.
A bandit then steals an old lady's purse.
Old lady: "Oh, no! Cowboy, my purse!"
Durland: "Ring ring! Ring ring! Woo!" He shouted.
Blubs: "Hehe. He sure loves his bell..." He muttered to himself.
Pacifica Northwest then comes up on the stage.
Pacifica: "Howdy, everyone! You all know me, Pacifica Northwest, great-great granddaughter of town-founder Nathaniel Northwest. I'm also very rich..."
The crowd applauds as a band that consists of brass, woodwind and drum instruments start to play.
Pacifica: "Now if you've got the pioneer spirit, we ask you come on up and introduce yourself..."
⚠️{Your POV}
I then hear Shooting Star gasp.
Mabel: "Audience participation!" She happily shouted.
Dipper: "I don't know, Mabel. Isn't that girl kinda like your arch-enemy...?"
[Y/N]: "Exactly! And it's your job to crush them!" I said.
Mabel: "That's water under the bridge..." She replied.
She then giggles and runs on stage.
⚠️{Mabel's POV}
Pacifica: "Our first newcomer is......"
I then see her glare angrily at me. Oh well, nothing I can do about that.
Pacifica: "Mabel......" She muttered under her breath.
Mabel: "Yeah! Let's get this Pioneer Day started! Right guys? USA! USA!" I chanted as the crowd chanted 'Spain!'.
Pacifica: "I'm sorry to break it to you, but Wild West is for serious people, and you look and act ridiculous..." She mocked.
She then looks at my cute little sweater.
Pacifica: "I mean, a puppy playing basketball? Are you always this silly...?"
Mabel: "Hey, I can be serious!" I exclaimed.
I then make a terrible attempt to act serious.
Pacifica: "You do have nachos hangin' from your ears, hun..."
I then touch my wonderful earrings and feel myself blush from embarrassment.
Pacifica: "Haha, wow, I'm embarrassed for you. Give her a hand everybody!"
I the miserablyand sadly walk off the stage.
'What a bummer, maybe Pacifica is right, I can't act serious, I'm always silly and act and look ridiculous......'
Dipper: "Hey, you okay...?" I her my brother ask me.
Mabel: "I need some old timey butterscotch..." I muttered.
[Y/N]: "Then let's go get some butterscotch!" He happily exclaimed.
⚠️Timeskip⚠️
{Statue of Nathaniel Northwest}⚠️{No one's POV}⚠️
The Mystery Musketeers' are sitting near a large statue of Nathaniel Northwest.
Mabel: "Guys, can I ask you something? Do you think I'm silly...?"
[Y/N]: "Ye—" He was immediately elbowed in the stomach by Dipper.
Dipper: "Uh, n-no...?"
Mabel: "I knew it! The nacho earrings, the sweater. I thought I was being charming, but I guess people see me as a big joke..." She said as she takes off her nacho earrings and her sweater, tying the sweater around her waist.
Dipper: "C'mon, Mabel, you love that sweater!"
[Y/N]: "Yeah! What Pine Tree said!"
Mabel: "I did before Pacifica ruined it for me. She ruins everything!"
[Y/N]: "Exactly! Stupid butt face Pafifica!" He shouted.
Then Dipper stands up.
Dipper: "Pacifica! Why does she think that being related to the town founder means she can treat everyone like garbage. Someone needs to take her down a peg..." He said.
Then an idea pops in his head as he gasps.
Dipper: "Wait a minute! I feel like I read something about Pacifica's great-great grandfather before..." He exclaimed.
He then opens the Journal and flips to a certain page.
Dipper: "Of course! Oh, this is perfect..." He said.
Dipper: "In my investigations......" He said in a deep voice.
Dipper: "Should—should I do the voice...?"
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