When you have a failed cucco order :,)

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Ignore the title, please, for the sake of Farore.

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Wild: Coconut oil is made of coconuts, right?
SO BABY OIL is made of-
Twilight: Wild it's 3 am and you're waking me up for this???

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Time: Why in Farore are Hyrule and Skyward Crying?
Four: They watched The Notebook.
Skyward: *through tears* YOU DONT UNDERSTAND! HE TOLD HER TH-THEIR LOVE STORY AND THEN DIED RIGHT NEXT TO HEEER!!
Hyrule: *Uncontrollable sobbing*
Time and Four: *has the look on their faces that say BRUH*

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Time: And that's when I realized that Ruti proposed to me 7 YEARS AGO.
Merchant: Sir, this is a bug shop.

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Wind: Past is Trash.
Past: Wind is Cringe.
Wind: Four is Poor.
Four: Da fuq???
Twilight: Wild is On Trial
Wild: Mcuse me????
Skyward: *Whispers* Time Committed a Crime.
Time: I HEARD THAT.

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Wild: How it feels to chew five gum.
Skyward: *T-posing with a flashlight*
Hyrule and Wind: *are holding each other in fear*
Time: *walks in with Twilight and Four* I leave for two seconds and this happens?
Twilight and Four: *begin to question their sanity*
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Skyward: *walks in with a Cucco in his arms* Hey guys, I just found the cutest thing-
*looks up to see all the Links in the corner, except Wild*
Skyward: Wha- why are you guys scared of a bird?
Time: *trembling* Skyward, you have a murder weapon in your ArMs.
Four: It's beak can peck away until you die a feathery death!
Wind: I don't even know why I'm scared of it, but I REALLY am.
Skyward: Okay, okay. I'm just going to put it back where it belongs in the Field.
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This chapter is dedicated to Hero_of_Courage
Who shall brighten your day!

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