Just a book of LinkedUniverse Senarios

Why did i write this?

Dark Link: I brought you Lon Lon milk.
Time: Thanks?
Dark Link: And I have brought you, murr...
Time: ?
Dark Link: *removes turban and pulls out a Cucco from seemingly out of nowhere* MURDER!
Time: *gasp* DARK LINK NOO-

Why am I laughing so hard rn? Smh.

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Twilight: Ugh, Skyward is so annoying.
Skyward: *Flies down on a loftwing*
I heard you talking shet about me.
Twilight: WHAT THE FU-

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SS Zelda: *is riding on a Blue loftwing*
Skyward: *is riding on a Crimson Loftwing*
SS Zelda: *Sees tornado coming straight at Skyward* Ay bro watch your Jet
Skyward: *Not paying attention*
SS Zelda: Watch your jet bro
*TORNADO COMES CLOSER*
SS Zelda: WATCH YOUR JET-
*TORNADO LITERALLY WOOSHES SKYWARD*

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Groose: Oh yeah, I TOTALLY hid that Loftwing.

Skyward: ...

Groose: Ah! lInk?! hoW lonG were you Standing there?

Skyward: about a minute.

Groose: What's your problem anYwaY? Oh wait, you're gonna pleAd about the race?

Skyward: No.

Groose: Well, even if you were, you probably just want to spend some alone time with Zelda, right?

Skyward: *internal rage intensifies*

Groose: You've been friends since you were kids? Big deal. It doesn't change the fact
that you float through life with your head in the clo-

Skyward: *Snaps* *Grabs Groose by the tunic and whispers* Listen very closely Groose, If you take my Loftwing again or even mess with anything personal of mine, I will personally knock you out, cut you into itty-bitty pieces and throw you off Skyloft while your little goons watch in terror.
I will not be putting up with your snobby remarks and huge ego. So I'm going to ask you very calmly, Where. is. My. Loftwing?

Groose: *Wimpers* Behind the waterfall.
Skyward: Thank you. *Drops Groose* I appreciate you telling me.
Groose: *Is scarred for life*

Skyward: *Walks away like nothing happened.*

Pipit: *watched the whole thing* Daaaaayyum.

And this is why kids, you never mess with the quiet kid.
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Wild: Guys I can explain-
Twilight: You can jump?! I can only jump on ledges!
Time: On ledges?! I can only jump off!
Legend: Wait, you guys can jump?

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A/N: Whoo, that was a lot! I'm gonna go pet my cat now because my brain is empty ;-; But don't worry! I will be updating, erm, kinda late because I have another book called ship rants...soo yep.