Ok, these jokes are way too corny. I'm kinda scared to share it with you guys. *deep breath* Ok. here we go.
1. What does Urbosa do when she thinks?
She brainstorms!
2. What's Daruk's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll!
3. What did Link say to Zelda when she couldn't open the door?
Tri- force!
4. I found a fanfic where Ganondorf took over Hyrule, but couldn't click on it. Why?
Because the link was dead!
5. Stop calling It The Zelda Franchise. -It's called the Zelda chain.
Because there's so many Links.
6. I wanna make a Zelda pun.
But I don't wanna tri and force it.
7. Those Zelda games..
Really Link together.
(Enjoying?)
8. Did you hear about the Legend Of Zelda gardening sim?
You play as Link, the hero of Thyme.
9. Why can't Ganon use the Internet?
There's too many Links.
10. What's Zelda's favorite app?
Linkedln!
11. How do you beat Breath Of The Wild shrines?
Trials and errors.
12. I really wanted to make a Zelda joke.....
But there is no Links allowed.
13. Why don't I like Zelda puns?
Because they might PUNch you!
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