Zelda: *reading a book*
Link: *watching a show* No...never mix the bread with the guts...
Zelda: *reading a book*
Link: HEY ZELDA! WANNA SIGN UP FOR THE 9-DAY CONTEST TO SEE IF WE QUALIFY FOR A FREE OVEN?
Zelda: Link stop bugging me, I'm trying to read. And also no
Link: Aw. We only have 5 ovens!
Zelda: DO WE NEED MORE?
Link: A good cook always has his ovens...and pots and pans and stoves and cabinets and preservers and fridges and fresh food and daily sources and their cooking pot and their funnel and bread ma-
Zelda: Link.
Link: Yeah, that's my name?
Zelda: OH MY HYLIA JUST STOP
Link: *presses pause on the remote* Uh huh...?
Zelda: *grouches and goes back reading*
Link: *slides up* Whatcha read-
Zelda: STOP BEFORE YOU START.
Link: *slides back and continues show*
Link: Hmm hmmm everything alright-WAIT NO. THAT IS A DISGRACE. YOU MUST NOT HAVE AN EVEN AMOUNT OF POT LIDS, THAT IS CONSIDERED BAD LUCK-WAIT NOOOOOOOOOO STOP EATING THE APPLES IN THE RAW WHEAT....
Zelda; *sticks finger in ear* SHUDDUP!!!!
Link: This show is so bad!!! Imma give it a bad review whats it called
Link: REVALI'S REAL ASININE RECIPES!!!
Link: *typing* I will smite you.
Link: I will find you and take away your cooking supplies. You are to be banned from Royal CHannel forever; as your work is not prohibited in my line of action AND order. You suck and shall be banished from this kingdom, because you suck.
Zelda: NO! THE TV IS LINKED TO MY ACCOUNT AND IT'S NOW GONNA SEND ME LIKE 80 BILLION NOTIFICATIONS- NOOOOOOO
Link: Who's being loud now? *presses send review*
Zelda: I will smite you. I will find you and fry your guts out, explode your head off, and use your splattered blood as paint to write your sins. You have written a review and now my Sheikah Slate will explode due to notifications. Wait, I haven't checked my Yahoo! email yet...
Zelda: WTF WHY IS THERE 60,000+
Zelda: LiNK!!!!
Link: Sorry but I haven't checked all my apps and they all say 9,000,000,000+ for literally all of them. Oh, except for my Yahoo! email. It says 10,000,000,000,000+ and oop my phone just exploded
Zelda: Im NOT payin' for any of dat
Link: Then Revali, once his show gets shut down and his money is given to me, will repay my phone.
Revali from the other side of the world: LINK YOU LITTLE ASININE BRAT!
Revali: I will smite you and tear apart your limbs one by one and leave them in my slow-cooker to meet a slow death. I will then sprinkled paprika in your legs and feed them to the deepest sharks until they crunch on your bones. Fear me, as your life will come to an unfortunate end. You have robbed me 4,000,000,000,000,000,000$. AND THE WORST PART? IT'S IN CASH!!!!! THINK OF HOW MANY BROWN PAPER BAGS WE'LL HAVE!
Link: Those aren't even good for the e n v i r o m e n t.
Revali and Zelda: SHUT UP, LINK!
alr here's something extra I thought of
Zelda: Stop, Link!
Link: But stop is actually 'pots' backwards
Everyone: *gasp*
Link: Secret code: Pots, Link!
Zelda: Wait no-
Link: *smashes*
ideas and dares are always appreciated and cia!
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
Breath of The Wild Random Things
Humorhere lies a whole lotta randomness. you might want to consider protecting yourself for what's happening up ahead. don't say i didn't warn you. ᥇᥅ꫀꪖꪻꫝ ꪮᠻ ꪻꫝꫀ ᭙꠸ꪶᦔ ʳᵃⁿᵈᵒᵐ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍˢ || started: jan 20, 2021 || ended: may 22, 2023 ||
