Since no one wanna give me dares, I'll do them myself UnU
A/N: pretend these characters are not in a relationship
Me: Okay, since no one wanna give me dares. I'll give y'all dares!
Everyone: OH HELL NAH-
Me: First dare is for Albino boy. My dare is that you have to stand in a mall parking lot and scream "Who wants to be my girlfriend"
Shu: NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!
Me: if you don't do it, I'll unleash angry Lane
Shu: Fine
-at the mall-
Shu: Here goes nothing *deep breath* WHO WANTS TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND?!!
Fangirls: MEE!!!
Shu: OH FUCK *starts to run*
—Back at the mansion—
Shu: I hate you so much
Me: I know. Next dare. I dare Valt to drive in a electrical toy car around the store parking lot!
Valt: You know dang well that I'm WAY to small to do that
Me: Thats why I'm going to ✨Redicio✨ ya ass *grabs my wand* REDUCIO!
*Valt turns into a 5yo child*
Baby Valt: where am I??
Everyone: AWWWWs!!!
Aiger:* Snatches Valt*
Shu: HEY! Give me that!*snatches Valt*
Valt: I'm so done with you guys-
Rantaro: You remember us?!
Valt: Ofc I do Rantaro
Me: EVEN BETTER! Now, hop in and drive around the parking lot
*Cutely drives around the parking lot*
Everyone: Internally dies of cuteness
Me: *Turns back Valt back*
Valt: it feels good to be tall again
Ken: But not as tall as 20% of the younger people
Valt: Shut up!
Me: Next dare! I dare Banana boy to kiss the walking talking farm red pineapple
Aiger: OH HELL NO BIT-
Me: *Demonic voice* If you don't do it I'll get phi to destroy your beyblade again >:)
Aiger: FINE! Come here Fubuki-
Fubuki: Here goes nothing *kisses Aiger*
Aiger: *Kisses back*
Souh: OH FUCK NO *snatches Fubuki from Aiger*
Aiger: I was- enjoying it...
Its_Xxfluffy-cutexX :🤧
Me: What the frick are you doing here other me?!
Fluffy: I heard FubuAiger was sailing 😏
Me: You really like that ship
Fluffy: Of corse I do!
Me: Fubuki, who do you like the most?
Fubuki: 50/50 I'll decide soon
Fluffy: Ok then, Anyways this is the end
I love you guys way to much. Stay safe and wear a mask. BYEEE ❤️❤️
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Beyblade burst Crap+ Random life updates
HumorIdk what the heck I'm doing. The title picture is my Lock Screen 🤣 Some of these chapter (Most) have some dirty minded stuff and jokes. Read at your own risk None of the Beyblade burst characters belong to me in any shape or form Also the art that...
