Why Bakagou no longer wants to murder deku as much

G NOTE ON THE PIANO

Deku POV

I waited nervously with Miscaco in the hall. I heard talking but couldn't make out. Mischaco held a walkie talkie in her hand. "We are ready." Said Mrs. Bakugo on the other end of the line. "Alright we are going." She said back into the device. Then she unnecessarily poked me in the side. I winced and started walking in pace with her. As the doors opened, I heard the g note on a piano. Which sounded a bit familiar, but I couldn't think where it came from. "When i was a young boy, my father, took me into the city. To see a marching band. He said son when you grow up." The music came from the speakers. "Shit! Wrong song." I saw Micho in all black, with eyeliner on, frantically trying to change the song. After a few minutes of him panicking at the wedding, he found the right song. I saw Mr. Bakugo, staring into my soul, er usual. most definitely not creeping me out, wearing a nice suit. Somehow Mrs. Bakugo changed into a pink cocktail dress and heels within minutes. Another lady, who looked about 5 years older, blond hair with red streaks in it, was wearing all black, like she was going to a freaking funeral. Maybe mine. She also had lots of eyeliner on as well as a deep, dark red lipstick. Her skin was pale, she looked like she had just walked out of her own funeral.  "Awwwww." I heard her mutter. "I love that song. I may be a goth, but I can appreciate emo music." Micho laughed, at least i didn't accidentally play I Write Sins Not Tragedies. That would have been bad luck." He looks me dead in the eye. "You aren't a whore are you?" he asked totally serious and dead pan. "YOU FUCKING EMO IDIOT!!! THIS BITCH IS PROBABLY A FUCKING VIRGIN!!" Mishaco yelled from right next to me. I nearly died right there.

     Then there was Bakugo, standing at the end of the isle looking quite embarrassed, shaking his head. "Fucking emo, always playing that song." He muttered. I laughed softly at seeing my usual grumpy Bakugo. When the right music was playing, we continued walking towards the "alter" Also known as a ottoman, but it works. Mr. Bakugo was standing in front of us, obviously playing the role as minister. He was holding a version of the Bible called, The Holy Bible...but gayer. "Dad couldn't find black butler book of murder so we had to drag out mom's old bible." Bakugo informed me when he saw my what the fuck is happening and why am i here look.  I just nodded and tried not to over think things. "Will you Kasuki Bakugo take this broccoli boi to be your husband and do you promise to treat him like the queen he is better or worse?" He said staring into katsuki. "I do." He said smirking. "I also promise to top him and never let him beat me."   "And do you, Izuku Midoria, take this angry Pomeranian to be your husband, will you calm him down when he goes pom pom and give him lots of cuddles because he is secretly soft?" He said to me. "WHY YOU LITTLE MOTHER FUCKER!!!" Katsuki screamed. I Grabbed him by the arm and pulled him close. "I do take Mr. Lord explosion murder to be my husband and i will love him till the day he murders me."  I say.  "Then by the power invested in me by the all mighty drag queens, i pronounce you husband and husbando. ANd by the way son, I did fuck your mother, that is why you and your sister Emi are alive and breathing." He said. I wheezed.  "im not a vampire, you can safely kiss me." Bakugo said getting very close to my lips. "I don't know about safely, but you can't be a vampire because you dont sleep all day and you dont hate the sun."  I said. THen he leaned forward and kissed me. Hard. Wrapping his arms around my body, he pulled me closer. I ran my fingers though his hair, completely letting myself get lost in his embrace.

ok yall thats it. im doneeeeee. part of me is relieved to finish this because i want to finish another fanfic i started and discontinued. But at the same time i did have a bit of fun writing this (when i could find my motivation. ) Just a little note, according to google translate, emi means emo in latin. LOL. I couldn't help myself. Hope yall enjoyed this!!!!

-author chan