y/n was shaking and crying agian near the wanmin restaurant in liyue.
"If you lie on the grass, you can feel the heartbeat of the world."
"who tf the fuck are you?" y/n shouted still crying!!!
some furry with edgy horns was staring at me. probably another one of akiokeylime aka lunnanth aka the scum of the earth's fursonas.
"fuck off akiokeylime i hate u"
"what is an akiokeylime?" the furry asked " i'm ganyu and i'm ningguang's bitc- i mean secratary."
"inchresting" y/n stopped crying a little bit. "what do u want?"
"you were shaking and crying i thought you were having stroke and dying. i was going to collect the body for lady ningguang. i dont know what she uses them for but theres a bad-smeelling room she doesnt let anyone near."
"ok... but arent you going to ask why im sad?" y/n asks
"no," ganyu sat down next to y/n. "who is akiokeylime?"
"he's a massive bitchface. he's a neon green anthropomorphic wolf abomination. don't speak to him ever."
"actually he sounds kinda cute ahahaha" ganyu makes the fucqboi face at me.
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"dont do that hes actually a bitch my friend casper the friendly ghost said so and he's best friends with the hottest person in the universe so i wouldnt question him."
"okay then" ganyu looks super sad at the news
"i can try to hook you up with the mega hottie that casper the friendly ghost is besties with" y/n offers the weird furry lady
"sounds super cool. get it becaue cryo vision" ahahah ganyu laughs hahaahhaahaaaa laugh at my joke
"haha very funny ganyu" y/n pity laughs at the joke because it wasnt actually very funy "the love of my life rejected me today. she's a super hot milf."
"madame ping!!!!?????!!!! nani!!!!!!!!!" ganyu is shocked at me "everyone knows madame ping is in a very dedicated spicy hot steamy relationship with zhongli!!"
"nani????????!!!! zhongli daddy geo how could i compete with the CEO of geO!!!!!!!!!!!" y/n sobs
"dont worry y/n i know a friend that can help you compete with zaddy zhongli."
