BSD chaotic chatfic

demonic trio

[pretend shibusawa didn't die]

{ 🔪 demonic trio 🍎 }

-silvercollector is online-

silvercollector: alas this group chat is revived

-puredemon is online-

puredemon: not that dazai-kun is still unconscious

silvercollector: can't blame me... his nullification ability is still too strong

puredemon: you're just ✨weak✨

silvercollector: no one has ever surpassed my expectations

puredemon:

puredemon: enough with this

puredemon: its stuck in my mind forever

silvercollector: now what? we have captured dazai-kun, but the ADA must be looking for us

puredemon: and the Port Mafia

puredemon: they treasure dazai-kun as much as us, and the ADA

puredemon: remind me again, why did we take dazai-kun again...?

silvercollector: i...missed him?

puredemon: AND BECAUSE YOU MISSED HIM YOU KNOCKED HIM OUT AND STOLE HIM AWAY AND SORT OF DECLARED A WAR BETWEEN US AND PORT MAFIA AND ADA?!!!!!

puredemon: oml why am i here

silvercollector: because you love us :)

puredemon: i hate everyone

silvercollector: mhm totally

puredemon: just shut it

puredemon: i'm gonna go grab dazai-kun's phone and tell the ADA that he is safe and we will be returning him to them after a few days

silvercollector: fine

-puredemon is offline-

{ADAxMafia🍵}

wineaddict: the fact that dazai isn't here it makes the group chat so quiet

sushiroll: can't disagree

noticemesenpai: dazai-san used to spam us with memes when he was still in port mafia

gucci: who? what? when? how is dazai related to port mafia???

prettygirl: the-clueless-as-ever-higuchi

cReEp: ahem..we do not talk about this anymore

-noticemesenpai deleted a message-

gucci: eh?

noticemesenpai: delete that

-gucci deleted 2 messages-

kunikida: I wonder where he is

-queen is online-

queen: anyone go to the supermarket with me today?

-everyone except cowssaymoo went offline-

queen: kenji baby?

cowssaymoo: do we get to buy cows??

queen: no

-cowssaymoo went offline-

queen: 😤hmph

-double suicide is online-