BSD chaotic chatfic

missing figure: dazai osamu. if found, please return

-meaniepresident is online-

-kunikida is online-

-meaniepresident changed the group name to ADA groupchat-

-yosaNO is online-

-yosaNO changed the group name to ADA teas🍵-

meaniepresident: sighs

kunikida: Why are you up so late, President?

meaniepresident: I need everyone online first

meaniepresident: Its an emergency

-bestdetective is online-

bestdetective: gawd morning to everyoneeeeeee

yosaNO: dear ranpo-san, its 10pm

bestdetective: oh—but i'm eating cereal and cereals are for breakfast

-cowssaymoo is online-

cowssaymoo: ranpo-san! can i get some milk?? or maybe cereals???

bestdetective: open my safe and you can get some

kunikida: No...don't try

[crash]

kunikida: okay, ranpo-san, your safe is broken into half

bestdetective: eXcUsE mE????

cowssaymoo: thanks for the milk, ranpo-san!

-sushiroll is online-

-boiledtofu is online-

sushiroll: did I just hear something crashed?

boiledtofu: my name is kyouka and I officially announce that ranpo-san's safe is dead

-iprotecc is online-

iprotecc: sorry ne-san cannot come online today

-proteccnesan is online-

iprotecc: oh

proteccnesan: my waist hurts so much...

meaniepresident: I need attention here

meaniepresident: Sorry for bothering you all so late, but I have just received a call from Port Mafia

sushiroll: EHHHHHH NO

meaniepresident: Dazai went missing

kunikida: Again

kunikida: I'm going back to sleep, goodnight.

-kunikida is offline-

meaniepresident: I have faith in Dazai dealing with the Port Mafia alone, but I do not think this time he is against Port Mafia

yosaNO: i don't get anything???

bestdetective: so long story short, dazai is helping port mafia to fight someone else?

yosaNO: (that's the best detective for you)

meaniepresident: No, the Port Mafia is helping Dazai

bestdetective:

yosaNO:

boiledtofu: explanations please?

boiledtofu: anyone?

sushiroll: so dazai-san betrayed us and went back to port mafia again??