BSD chaotic chatfic

missing figure: dazai osamu. if found, please return

sushiroll: no dazai-san won't betray us

cowssaymoo: then what's happening? can I help? can we help?

meaniepresident: Shibusawa and Fyodor are back, but their target narrowed down to Dazai

meaniepresident: Dazai turned himself in

sushiroll: NANI?? WHY???

iprotecc: to protect us, maybe to keep us safe

-kunikida is online-

kunikida: That dumbass

proteccnesan: ranpo-san? do you have any clue where dazai is now?

meaniepresident: Unfortunately no

meaniepresident: The Port Mafia has sent some people to meet up at the agency

kunkida: Everyone meet up at the agency too

cowssaymoo: but my sleep—

kunikida: If Dazai is missing and we have to fight against Fyodor and Shibusawa, then its gonna be bad

boiledtofu: i have to agree with kunikida-san

-everyone is offline-

-meaniepresident is online-

-meaniepresident added chuuya, akutagawa, mori, gin, higuchi, kouyou-

-sushiroll is online-

sushiroll: wtf...

meaniepresident: LANGUAGE

sushiroll: wth...

chuuya: this is?

mori: ah, I told fukuzawa-dono to add us here since we are on a mission to save our beloved former executive

chuuya: i'm out thank you

-chuuya left the chat-

-kouyou added chuuya-

kouyou: how's my baby bean doing~

-boiledtofu is online-

boiledtofu: I'm doing very fine

-kunikida is online-

kunikida: I made everyone go offline to make sure they arrive the agency on time...

kunikida: And now WHATS THIS

chuuya: chaos

chuuya: without the dimwit ;D

-yosaNO is online-

-yosaNO changed her username to queen-

-queen changed mori's username to cReEp-

cReEp: sorry????

kouyou: pfft—

-queen changed chuuya's username to hatrack-

hatrack: I hate you

-hatrack changed his username to wineaddict-

wineaddict: better

-wineaddict changed akutagawa's username to noticemesenpai-

wineaddict: no one can every imagine how he rants about dazai to me every single day

sushiroll: is it okay if someone kick akutagawa out, he's most likely to start a fight with me once he's online

-noticemesenpai is online-

noticemesenpai: good evening?

bestdetective: its good morning

queen: ranpo-san....

-higuchi is online-

-everyone is online-

-higuchi changed her username to gucci-

-gucci changed gin's username to prettygirl-

-wineaddict changed kouyou's username to ane-san-

ane-san: thanks chuuya

kunikida: Please, everyone be offline

kunikida: We are in a very important and urgent case, no chit chats

kunikida: I expect to see you all in the agency building at 10:30 sharp.

queen: but its 10:27 already—

kunikida: Where are you

queen: ...home

kunikida:

kunikida: 11:00pm sharp, if anyone is late, including the Port Mafia, i'm going to ask Kenji to smash you all

cowssaymoo: gladly

gucci: scary

noticemesenpai: not as scary as dazai-san

kunikida: STFU AND GET HERE AS QUICK AS YOU CAN

kunikida: Atsushi Ranpo Kenji are already here

queen: wait

-queen changed the group name to ADAxMafia🍵-

queen: ok done, i'm coming

-kunikida forcefully made everyone offline-