⚠️「Cipher's Son || Gravity Falls」⚠️

⚠️Double Dipper⚠️

Dipper then watches Wendy spray Soos' belly with Silly String.

Dipper: "I promise..."

[Y/N]: "What about me!?" He shouted with an offended look.

Stan: "Uuuh...you can be the bodyguard or whatever..."

[Y/N]: "Works for me! At least I get to throw people a thousand miles like a baseball!!" He happily shouted as he hysterically laughs at the end of his sentence.

⚠️Timeskip⚠️
{Twin's + [Y/N]'s room}

Dipper is standing in front of a mirror in his room putting on a bow tie. He then turns to get the spray and sees Mabel and [Y/N] there through the mirror.

He screams and turns to face them.

Dipper: "What...?"

Mabel: "Uh, uh, I could work the counter with you, Wendy! Let's kiss!" She mocked as she pretended to kiss some.

[Y/N] then hysterically laughs once again, plus. coughing a few times.

Dipper: "Yeah, yeah. Laugh all you want, but I devised a plan to make sure my night with Wendy goes perfect..."

He then makes a clicking noise.

Mabel: "Plan? Oh, you're not making one of those overcomplicated listy things, are you...?" She questioned.

Dipper: "Psh. Over complicated? Let me just......."

Dipper then unfolds a huge list.

[Y/N]: "Bruh..." He muttered.

Dipper: "...alright, fold that there, kay. Step 1: Getting to know each with playful banter. Banter is like talking but smarter..."

Mabel & [Y/N]: "That sounds like a dumb idea for poopheads..." They said in unison and then high-five each other.

Dipper: "Wha—Anyway, yeah, see? This isn't banter. This is what I want to avoid with Wendy. The final step is to ask her to dance..."

⚠️{Your POV}

I then see Dipper daydreaming about Wendy; I just coughed.

'Bruh, humans can be weird...'

Dipper: "If I follow steps 1 through 11, nothing can get in my way!"

Mabel: "Dipper, you're the one getting in your way. Why can't you just walk up and talk to her like a normal person...?"

[Y/N]: "Yeah! Like Shooting star said...!"

Dipper: "Step 9, sister and bestfriend!" He shouted as he points to Step 9, which is 'talk to them like a normal person'.

Ss then sighs and rolls her eyes, while I just stand there with a blank expression.

'The wha—'

⚠️Timeskip⚠️
{Party venue}

⚠️{No one's POV}⚠️

The party begins and Stan walks over to Mabel.

Stan then sings to himself for a bit as he walks over to Mabel.

Stan: "Can your uncle throw a party or what...?" He questioned.

Soos then goes on to pressing various buttons on the sound FX machine.

Stan: "...and if anyone wants to leave, I'm charging an exit fee of 15 bucks!"

Nate is then seen counting the amount of money he has left.

Nate: "We've only got 13!"

Lee: "We're trapped!" He panicked.

The two teenage knuckleheads then start pounding on the window, longing to be freed.

Outside, Wendy, [Y/N] and Dipper are working at the ticket station, while the psychotic child that was once in a yellow sweater is now rocking in a black suit with shades and a [f/c] tie.

⚠️{Your POV}

I was just casually standing there, while coughing a few times, not really paying attention to Ice and PT's conversation, until I heard something that caught my interest to listen in.

Wendy: "Oh man! I can't just pick one!"

Dipper: "NO way! Mine too!"

I then internally face-palmed at his answer.

'Well done Pine Tree, well done...'

Dipper: "Uhh...I mean...I mean......."

He then proceeds to stuffs a bunch of popcorn in his mouth.

After a few minutes of awkward silence and paying tickets for people, and me coughing a bit, I saw this lunatic hobo looking man running up towards us; cutting the line of the so called human peasants that are waiting in line.

'Dude, the hell is this weirdo' I questioned in my thoughts.

I then step in front of him and block his way.

Hobo man: "CoMe On!! YoU GotTA lEt mE iN!!"

[Y/N]: "Haha! No can do Hobo man! You're a crazy sicko! And I can't let you in!" I said with a smile.

Hobo man: "WaY yoU Lil WeiRd cHilD iN a SuIt! I'Ll tAke yOu doWn iN a MatTer oF secOnDs!"

[Y/N]: "Are you testing me...?" I said as I lower shades and my eyes turn a slight bright [e/c].

Hobo man: "YeS i'M aM!! BecAuse iM a BlacK belLT in KunG fU niNjistu!!" He shouted as he started doing fighting moves in the most cringest way possible.

[Y/N]: "Then bring on Hobo man!"

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