1: likes to scream at literally nothing
2: around 24-25
3: makes SURE to put socks on so he can avoid Melone
4: wears glasses because of abusive father pouring bleach on his face (based off meloghia fic)
5: has no mercy to anyone
6: cat person (apparently everyone here is a fucking cat person)
7: has no idea that melone is actually flirting with him (dumbass)
8: rabid possum
9: every time he passes the squad someone has to go "ay ghia can i get an owa owa?"
10: gets too excited in his pay day so he throws money at melone while they cheer (gonna draw this 100% if you want to feel free to ask for my disc and show me)
11: locks his doors to AGAIN avoid melone
12: would chase people around with White album to kill them
13: did ice skating as a child and would have to hear his parents throw a fit about him being able to do better
14: his parents are the reason why he has anger issues
15: kinda looks up to Pros and doesn't yell at him (most of the time)
16: sometimes has a stick with him to push away or bonk other members (mostly melone)
17: secretly cherishes everyone in his squad
YOU ARE READING
my stinky La squadra headcanons
General Fictionjust stinkee headcanons uuuh TW:child abuse also mentions of BDSM and other sexual topics cus that's me also swearing but tbh who gives a fuck :) will be featuring ships Melone x ghiaccio illuso x formaggio risotto x prosciutto enjoy ig
