1: emo phase since high school
2: probably the most chill when it comes to just hanging out
3: cat person
4: uses hat a cat toy
5:sometimes can't tell who's speaking to him since he has to look down (tall ass bitch)
6: usually breaks up fights
7: legit cant tell if he's dating pros or not
8: only person he can tolerate is Prosciutto
9: doesn't sleep
10: squad jokes about him sleeping upside down like a bat (i mean they're not that wrong)
11: his pose is just him flexing on his doppio's malnourished ass
12: mixed up his eye drops with ink and here we are
13: he was driven from his home cause people thought he was possessed (bitch just has inky eyes stfu)
14: sometimes has to squint or borrow Ghiaccio's glasses to see properly (main problem with his eyes)
15: around 26 or so
16: has cat plushies in his room
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my stinky La squadra headcanons
General Fictionjust stinkee headcanons uuuh TW:child abuse also mentions of BDSM and other sexual topics cus that's me also swearing but tbh who gives a fuck :) will be featuring ships Melone x ghiaccio illuso x formaggio risotto x prosciutto enjoy ig
