You slowly cup Tanjiro's ear and run your thumb against his Hanafuda earring, the action causing the redhead to blush.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh FUCK.

"Kyojuro," You let go of Tanjiro's earring to look at the blonde, "Is your father home?"

The Flame Pillar cocks his head to the side to ponder your question: "I think both my father and brother are home, yes."

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh FUCK.

"Tanjiro," You whip around and slap both of your hands on his shoulders, "Remember..."

Tanjiro nods for you to continue: "Remember."

"...The sauce."

"..."

"..."

"...The sauce?"

You tilt your head.

Tanjiro follows your action.

"Nah, you'll be fine. Don't worry about it." You give his shoulders a small pat before turning around.

"Wait, what?" Tanjiro furrows his eyebrows, "What about the sauce?"

"(B/n) said not to worry about the sauce," Inosuke scoffs, "So don't worry about the sauce."

"Well..." You lean against the gate, "....nah. Never mind."

"Well, now you have to tell me!" Tanjiro whines.

"You have to believe in the sauce," Zenitsu snickers.

You and the others walk through the gate.

"Tanjiro." You take a deep breath, "I need to use the bathroom. Now. I don't have time to explain the sauce. You should already know."

"Once we get inside, I'll show you where the toilets are, (Y/n)," Kyojuro moves his hand to your shoulder, "Maybe after, you can explain what is the sauce."

You whine out a thank you as you all walk inside the mansion.

Are all Pillars rich? What the fuck, this place is bigger than your dank ass school!

You had to keep a grip on Inosuke's arm since he tried to run around the garden of the Rengoku Estate. The wild ladd cannot be trusted alone.

Kyojuro opens the door to his home and makes his presence known: "Senjuro! Father! I'm finally home!"

"Honey, I'm home." You mumble absentmindedly.

Zenitsu snorts since he was the only one who heard you.

You carefully take off the box from your back and set Sekido on the floor. Then you remove your kama from your waist and lean it against the box. You walk behind Zenitsu and unzip your backpack in search of something.

"Kyojuro, where's the bathroom?" You ask as you take out your small bag filled with pads.

When the boys see what's in your hand, they all groan in displeasure. Kyojuro didn't know what it was, so he was confused at everyone else's reaction.

"Yes, right this way." Kyojuro takes your hand, "You three, please stay here. I'll be back quickly."

You follow Kyojuro down a hallway leading to the bathroom, probably.

You need to sneeze.

But you cannot sneeze.

Otherwise.

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