Randomness and stuff

Randomness and IQ's(Incorrect Quotes)

Molten Freddy: *quietly tries to open a bag of chips*

Security Girl: [sneezes]

Vanny:

Security Girl: You're not even going to say "bless you"?

Vanny: I'm sitting here with you, you've clearly been blessed.

Nightmarionne: Hey, I cook!

Plushtrap: Offering people gum is not cooking.

Plushtrap: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?

Nightmare BB: Well, it's kind of complicated, but Nightmarionne-

Plushtrap: Got it. Forget I asked.

Scraptrap: Hey, so I bought your soul last month and -

Charlie: No returns.

Scraptrap: Please, it's making me stressed.

Charlotte: [enters an empty room where Scraptrap is in] Oh, so you're the legendary man that everybody's trying so hard to catch.

Scraptrap: [back against Charlotte] Who's asking?

Charlie:

Charlie: Ok, first off, why do you do that? "Who's asking?" What do you expect me to say to that? You're just giving yourself away and-and, what do I say? What do I say after that? It's stupid. Like, at least try to act like you don't know English or something. Be more creative! Like, "sorry I don't speak good - "

Charlie: Nevermind, I'm getting off topic. To answer your question, I'm the gal that's gonna catch you.

Scraptrap: [turns around] Oh really? With what evidence?

Charlie: Oh, there's plenty of evidence. Like what's in the hoodie pocket?

Scraptrap: [takes out a reusable water bottle from his pocket] What, this bottle? Why would a simple water bottle incriminate me?

Charlie: Shake it.

Scraptrap: [scoffs and shakes the water bottle]

[The water bottle makes a clanking noise, as if a small metal object is inside of it]

Scraptrap: You're smarter than you look.

Charlie: I have reason to believe that you tried to steal a key to a safe that held millions upon millions of dollars. However, I swapped that key with a banana before you got to it.

Scraptrap: [stumbles back] ?!

Scraptrap: [opens the bottle and shakes its contents out. A banana falls out of the bottle and into his hand] ...Impressive. But I only expected that.

Charlie: Really?

Scraptrap: Yes, really. I expected you to swap that out with this banana. [unpeels the banana, revealing a key inside of it] So I managed to steal the key before I stole it and implanted it into the banana that you would swap it with! The one that you have is a fake replica key that I made!

Charlie: Funny you should say that...because I knew you would make a fake key. So I stole the fake key that you made and swapped it with the real one. So that when you inevitably swap the real one with the fake one, you would actually put the real one back in its place! In other words, the one in that banana is the fake one.

Scraptrap: Hmm, very clever, but I thought ahead. [takes out a remote] I planted bombs around the city that I could detonate at any moment in several locations if you don't give me the key right now. Now, what will it be: the key or destruction?

Charlie: [looks conflicted] It's a hard decision. [shows a battery in his hand] It's a good thing I don't have to pick, because this is the battery to your detonator!

Scraptrap: I'd be angry...if I didn't already put the bombs on a backup timer.

Charlie: I'd be pressed...if we didn't already disarm them.

Scraptrap: I'd be upset if I didn't -

[Charlie's phone rings]

Scraptrap: You might want to answer that.

Charlie: [answers phone] Hello?

Phone guy: Yeah, I'm calling back this number because your dry cleaning is -

[Explosions and screams come from the phone. Charlie grimaces.]

Scraptrap: I knew you would disarm the bombs. That's why I placed extra bombs at your dry cleaner! You'll never enjoy unwrinkled clothes again. You'll have to iron them like everyone else!

Charlie: [looks upset] That sucks...because we located those bombs to your dry cleaners.

Scraptrap: [gasps and looks away, feeling afraid] ...I think you missed one detail.

Charlie: [smug and looks away] Not likely. You're caught, bro.

Scraptrap: I'm not even here.

[Charlie does a double take. He realizes that Scraptrap hasn't been in this room. Instead, it has been a smartphone propped up on a chair. Scraptrap is voice-chatting through the phone.]

Charlie: What? WHAT?!

Scraptrap: I was never there! You've been FaceTiming me this entire time!

Charlie: [baffled] No! What?!

Scraptrap: This entire time I'm actually in my house. Chilling. You thought you were a step ahead the whole time. Nope, you weren't even talking to me! I've been chilling! I was chill! Good luck! Good luck trying to find me! Good luck!

Charlie: Wait, what do I need luck for? I don't need a thing!

Scraptrap: [arrogant laugh] What do you mean?

Charlie: I'm in your HOUSE.

Scraptrap: [visibly frightened] That's not true!

[Charlie marches to the nearby door and loudly knocks on it. Scraptrap hears the knocks and stares in horror at the door, knowing Charlie is on the other side.]

Charlie: OPEN UP.

Molten Freddy: GUYS IT'S JUST A GAME OF MONOPOLY! CALM DOWN!