i really wanna roast byakuya for some reason

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weed uncle : fireflies are the opposites of waterfalls

money man : Please no it's 3am.

weed uncle : why tf are you awake ಠ_ಠ ❗❓

money man : issues.

weed uncle : same bro (☞ ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°)☞

ahoge girl : so these are the people my brother is stuck with

weed uncle : HEY

money man : It's the weed obsession for me.

ahoge girl : it's the simping for leon for me 😏💅

weed uncle : IT'S THE

weed uncle : UHHH

money man : It's the not being able to roast other people for me.

weed uncle : IT'S THE LIKING MAKOTO BUT IS TO WIMPY TO CONFESS FOR ME

ahoge girl : 😳🍵

money man : it's the lying for me.

weed uncle : IT'S THE DENYING YOUR GAY FEELINGS FOR ME

money man : it's the spelling "cat" wrong in the spelling bee for me.

ahoge girl : guys it's literally 3:30 am

money man : it's the being dumb for me.

weed uncle : IT'S THE BEING OBSESSED WITH CEREAL FOR ME

butter : SHUT THE FUCK UP OMG

butter : wait

butter : nvm I like where this is going 🤠

purples gf : same like I wanna stop it but then again I wanna see how this plays out

queen : y'all get your todoroki plushies because the tea is boiling hot 😳🍵

ahoge girl : how many people are up this late like y'all got school in the morning

weed uncle : SHE'S RIGHT

weed uncle : IT'S THE STAYING UP ON A SCHOOL NIGHT FOR ME

money man : your doing the same thing.

weed uncle : WELL I'M AN ADULT AND YOUR LIKE WHAT 17

money man : I'm generally surprised that you knew my age

weed uncle : YOUR NOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK YET

money man : legally

weed uncle : MY POINT

money man : For the love of holy peanuts please stop typing in caps I can literally hear you screaming at me through the screen.

weed uncle : I'MMA KEEP DOING CAPS JUST TO SPITE YOU

money man : shut up

weed uncle : IT'S THE SALTY ATTITUDE FOR ME

money man : I said shut up.

ahoge girl : you started it

money man : you shut up to.

weed uncle : IT'S THE BEING MEAN TO MAKOTO'S SISTER FOR ME

money man : help

ahoge girl : 🤐

purples gf : 😏

purples gf : it's the disliking microwave meals for me 🧚‍♀️✨

weed uncle : HOW DARE YOU I EAT MICROWAVE MEALS WITH MY CHICKEN NUGGS

money man : no

queen : it's the using milk before cereal for me 🧚‍♀️✨

money man : I just said that to annoy you

big sis : it's the eating all of my girlfriends donuts for me 🧚‍♀️✨

queen : SAKURA ❗❓

simp : it's the simple design for me 🧚‍♀️✨

cheerio : it's the messing with my dead body for me 🧚‍♀️✨

ahoge girl : this is a non despair au though—

butter : it's the being rich for me 🧚‍♀️✨

11037 : its the spamming my dms at 4 am for me 🧚‍♀️✨

screeching 🍩 : it's the simping for makoto for me 🧚‍♀️✨

money man : it's the Jimmy neutron hair for me.

screeching 🍩 : 👁👄👁

queen : y'all

butter :

queen : y'all woke up and chose violence against makoto's boyfriend like damn 😳

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queen : y'all woke up and chose violence against makoto's boyfriend like damn 😳

money man : I feel personally attacked.

money man : also me and naegi are not dating. he's just a friend.

queen : quarantine him. the adrian agreste disease is highly contagious.

cheerio : 😷

butter : this is starting to hit a little to close to home...

11037 : 🧚‍♀️✨

butter : someone help that new song from helluva boss is stuck in my head

cheerio : vacay to bonetown?

butter : yeah

butter : WAIT WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS

cheerio : 🤭

weed uncle : arnt we supposed to be roasted byakuya?

queen : I'm done with that

money man : thank you

queen : UGH I'M SO BORED

ahoge girl : t o k o

simp : what

ahoge girl : do you listen to the girl in red 😳

simp : ...

simp is offline

ahoge girl : :(

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idk what this is just ignore it okay

I just feel like roasting byakuya for some reason rn ignore this

word count : 690 words

date : February 2nd, 2021

edit : it's the 15th and I forgot this part existed lol let's pretend this was written today mkay and not like weeks ago okay

this is why I kin byakuya so much 🤩

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