The 4 idiots Pt. 1 (Someone give Kams melatonion)

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*Kams added Jasmine/ jasmine_the_emo_rat , Jafar and Sinbad to the chat*

*Kams changed the chat name to, "the 4 idiots of Sindria"*

Jafar: I don't know why I'm involved in this chat.

Kams: wdym? 🤷‍♀️

Jafar: It says "idiots" I'm not an idiot.

Kams: In my eyes you are.

Jasmine: What...?

Sinbad: Is Kams on some kind of new drug?

Kams: Yamuraiha gave me a sample of a new potion. It tastes like sparkling water. 🤧

Jasmine: Ew. Sparkling water doesn't taste good.

Sinbad: What's sparkling water?

Jasmine: Just imagine water with tons of bubbles fizzing in your mouth.

Sinbad: um... gross.

Jasmine: exactly.

Kams: you guys wanna know somethin'? 🥴

Jasmine: that's it, she's gone.

Sinbad: yes.

Jasmine: don't feed into her craziness!!

Jafar: I'm curious too.

Jasmine: shut up, you barely talk in these chats anyway.

Kams: ouch. Anyway, last night I was walking to the dining hall to get some water and walked past Sinbad's room. I heard some noises coming from inside and at first, didn't think much of it until a heard a slight moan. It freaked me out. Like bro, did Sin even wear a condom or something? 😏

Jasmine: ...

Sinbad: ...

Jafar: ...

Sinbad: I-...

Jasmine: Chile-

Jafar: Sin

Sinbad: ... yes...?

Jafar: Mute the chat. Right. Now.

Sinbad: y-yes sir...!

*Sinbad muted the chat*

*Jafar muted the chat*

Jasmine: Kams, did you forget you added Sinbad to the chat?

Kams: oh, I guess I did. 😐

Jasmine: are you sure Yamuraiha didn't give you something other than sparkling water?

Kams: I only said it TASTED like sparkling water, not it WAS sparkling water. 😡🤜

Jasmine: Ok, ok, don't come at me.

Kams: Jazz.... 🤤

Jasmine: what is it now?

Kams: I feel dizzy.

Jasmine: Y-you what? Ok. Um... drink some water?

Kams: I drank more of that potion...

Jasmine: omg.

*Jasmine added Yamuraiha to the chat*

Yamuraiha: I'm kinda busy right now.

Jasmine: EXPLAIN THIS!!

Kams: Yam... what did you give me...?

Yamuraiha: Wait, are you having a reaction to the potion!?

Jasmine: SHE'S BEEN ACTING LIKE SHE'S ON DRUGS AND NOW SHE'S SAYING SHE'S DIZZY.

Yamuraiha: ...I might have put in some alcohol into the potion.

Jasmine: 😐😑😠 Ya bitch

Yamuraiha: IT WAS JUST A TEST I SWEAR!!

Jasmine: Come 'er. I have a fist that's gonna be connected to your fast in the next few minutes.

Yamuraiha: No. please don't. AH!

*Yamuraiha went offline*

*Jasmine left the chat*

Kams: Didn't expect that to work out. Hehe 😏

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