Nuru: UGH can't argue with this guy.
Hugo: Anything you can say I can say softer
Nuru: I can say anything softer than you
Hugo: No, you can't
Nuru: Yes, I can
Hugo: No, you can't
Nuru: Yes, I can
Hugo: No, you can't
Nuru: Yes, I can YES, I CAN
Hugo: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker
Nuru: I can drink it quicker and get even sicker
Yong (whispers): What's liquor?
Varian (nervously): Uuuuummmmm... we'll talk about it later
Hugo: I can open any safe~
Nuru: Without being caught?
Hugo: You bet.
Nuru: That's what I thought you crook!
Hugo: Any note you can hold, I can hold longer
Nuru: I can hold any note longer than you
Hugo: No, you can't
Nuru: Yes, I can
Hugo: No, you can't
Nuru: Yes, I can
Hugo: No, you can't
Nuru: Yes, I can
Hugo: No, yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu----
Yong: Varian?
Varian: I'm getting concerned. They're going forever.
Nuru: YES IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII CAAAN~
All the boys: YES YOU CAAAN
Varian: Dang Nuru! You ok?
Nuru: Yeah
Hugo: Where on the great earth do you keep all that air!?
Nuru: You have your secrets I have mine
Hugo: Grr. Ok well played.
Hugo: Anything you can say I can say faster
Nuru: I can say anything faster than you
Hugo: No, you can't
Nuru: Yes, I can
Hugo: No you can't
Nuru: Yes I can
Hugo: Noyou can't
Nuru: YesI can
Hugo: Noyoucan't
Nuru: YesIcan
Hugo: NO. I can jump a hurdle
Nuru: I can wear a girdle
(Varian blushes at the thought of Nuru wearing a girdle, but quickly brushes the thought away)
Hugo: I can knit a sweater
Nuru: I can fill it better
Hugo: I can do most anything
Nuru: Can you bake a pie?
Hugo: No :(
Nuru: Neither can I :/
Hugo: Anything you can say I can say sweeter
Nuru: I can say anything sweeter than you
Hugo: No~ you~ caaan't
Nuru: Yes, I ca~a~a~a~a~a~an
Hugo: No, you caaaan't
Nuru: Yes, I caaan
Hugo: No, you can't
Nuru: Yes, I can
Hugo: No you can't
Nuru: Oh yes I caaan
Hugo: No you can't, can't, can't
Nuru: Yes I can, can, can
Hugo & Nuru: NO/YES. YOU/I. CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN'T/CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Varian (claps): Well, that was really cool, not gonna lie, but back to the problem at hand... Who's gonna start the fire for the food, and who's gonna put out the fire in the tents?
Hugo & Nuru: AAAH! WE'LL DO IT! HURRY!
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Varian and the Seven Kingdoms nonsense
HumorBasically I've been obsessed with this AU for many months and I wanted to make stuff for it, so this is it. I'll hopefully write my take on the full story someday, but for now this is what I'm working on. In this you will find one-shots, memes, poss...
Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better
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