⚠️「Cipher's Son || Gravity Falls」⚠️

⚠️Dipper vs. Manliness⚠️

Lazy Susan then writes the order down and walks off.

Mabel: "But Grunkle Stan, I want pancakes!" She complained.

Stan: "With the fancy flour they use these days? What am I, made of money...?"

He proceeds to show a piece of money that shows out of his sleeve.

Stan: "Tap tap..." He uttered as he taps it back in his sleeve.

Mabel: "Awww......" She uttered with sorrow.

Dipper then looks over to see the Manliness Tester.

Dipper: "Don't worry guys, pancakes are on me. I'm gonna win some by beating that Manliness Tester..."

Stan: "Manliness Tester...?"

Mabel: "Beating...?"

[Y/N]: "Pancakes...?!" He happily shouted and then coughed.

The three of them then burst into laughter.

Stan: "He says he's...he says he..HA HA HA HA HA HA!"

Dipper: "What? What's so funny...?" He confusingly asked.

Mabel: "Oh, no offense Dipper, but you're not exactly 'Manly Mannington.' Ha ha ha!" She laughed out.

Dipper: "Hey I am too 'Manly... Manny' or whatever it is you said..."

[Y/N]: "Aye yo not to mention, you got no muscles, plus! you smell like baby wipes!" He shouted as laughed while clutching his stomach.

Dipper just crossed his arms as I little pink tint covered his cheeks.

Stan: "Also, let's not forget last Tuesday's, 'incident'..."

⚠️ Flashback to Dipper in the bathroom wearing a towel and singing at the mirror with a comb as the microphone.

Dipper: "🎶Disco girl...coming through...that girl is you.......🎶"

Stan then walks into the bathroom.

Dipper: "DON'T COME IN! DON'T COME IN!" He panicked.

⚠️Cut to present.

Mabel: "You were listening to girly Icelandic pop sensation 'BABBA'...?"

Dipper: "No. Heh heh, I wasn't. It's not important. Look, come on guys, I'm plenty masculine. You see this chest hair...?"

He the brings down his shirt to show his chest and it shines very brightly.

Mabel: "Put it away, put it away!"

Stan: "So smooth! My eyes!"

[Y/N]: "Heh! This is so painful! It burns my eyes!" He happily shouted.

Dipper: "Aw man......" He sadly uttered.

[Y/N], Mabel and Stan then burst into laughter once again.

Dipper: "Fine. 'Family, and friend, of little faith', Get ready to eat your words..." He bravely said as he got up.

Dipper: "...and a plate a delicious pancakes..." He added.

[Y/N]: "Let's face it, his not gonna win us any pancakes. What a shame..." He quietly muttered to himself.

Dipper then walks towards the Manliness Tester as other people eating watch.

Dipper: "Alright, Dipper. Time to man-handle this...man handle......" He nervously muttered to himself.

He stares up at the machine and starts sweating.

Dipper: "And a one and a two......"

[Y/N]: "Aye yo Pine Tree...!" He called out.

Stan: "Stop stallin'..."

Mabel: "Yeah!" She agreed.

Dipper starts tugging on the handle and the light starts moving toward the category he belongs in. The categories are 'wimp', 'middle-aged women', 'barely possible', 'man' and 'manly man'.

Dipper keeps on pulling the handle until the light goes down to 'wimp'. A card comes out of the machine that says 'You are a cutie patootie!'.

Dipper: "Oh, what? This thing must be broken. It's totally broken guys! It's like a million years old, probably ran out of steam power or—" He was cut off by being pushed out of the way by Manly Dan.

Manly Dan then cracks his knuckles.

Dipper: "It's rickety man, you shouldn't even—" He was once again cut off by Manly Dan.

Manly Dan pushes on the handle with his pinky and the machine automatically goes to 'Manly Man' before exploding and giving everyone free pancakes.

Manly Dan: "Yes! Pancakes for everyone!" He proudly shouted.

Everyone at the restaurent cheers as a pancake falls on Dipper's head. Mabel, [Y/N] and Stan laugh at Dipper once again.

Dipper: "I need to get some chest hair and fast..." He said to himself.

Dipper then runs out, but is tripped by a beaver as [Y/N] snickers at him.

Dipper: "I'm fine, heh heh! Everything's fine!" He said as he runs out.

Stan: "Yeesh! How am I related to that...?"

Mabel: "Come on Grunkle Stan. I'm sure deep down you have a soft side too..."

Stan: "Ha! Nothing in here but a cold, dark, empty soul..." He proudly said.

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