Chica: Freddy has these insanely strong options on everything. Go on, ask him a thing no one should have an opinion on.
Foxy: Hey, Freddy, what's the worst multiple of four?
Freddy: Twelve, obviously.
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Michael: Stay out of my life, father!
Springtrap: You're not even alive!
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Charlie: Well, this is the part where he kills us.
Springtrap: Hello, this is the part where I kill you.
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NM!Bonnie: Go to hell!
NM!Fredbear: Where do you think I came from?
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Michael: Funtime Freddy put salt in my coffee because I annoyed him. But I'm going to continue to drink it because I'm petty and I refuse to let him win.
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Golden: I need you to explain it like a normal person.
Freddy: Bonnie seems to get it.
Bonnie: *scribbling on a notepad*
Golden: Bonnie is drawing stick figures.
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Funtime Foxy: I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, pal. This is really gonna hurt.
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Springtrap: Piss off, ghost!
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Jeremy: How long have I been doing this?
Withered Foxy: Long enough to be a pain in the ass.
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Mike: I'm so tired.
Fritz: There's this thing called sleep-
Jeremy: No sleep, we die like heroes.
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Freddy: Alright Bonnie, your word is-
Bonnie: Bonnie, B, O, N, N, E, Y. Bonnie.
Freddy: No, that's not your word, that's your name. And you misspelled it.
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Hand Unit: I've also prepared a safety briefing for you to entirely ignore.
Michael: Which I will.
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Ballora: Jumping out of helicopters is dangerous. You know, they say 1 in 5 people don't even make it to the ground.
Baby: What do you mean they don't make it to the ground? Where do they go?
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Toy Freddy: How do I politely tell someone I want to hit their face with a brick several times?
Freddy: "One wishes to acquaint your facial structure with a rigidly edged object fundamentally used in the construction of walls repeatedly."
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Rockstar Bonnie: Lefty gave me a get better soon card.
Rockstar Chica: Awe, that's sweet.
Rockstar Bonnie: I wasn't sick, he just thought I could do better.
