soon everyone had gathered on the lawn, the sun was close to setting so it was really pretty
"where's darrel?", johnny asked quietly
"we sent him away with his girlfriend", dally chuckled with one arm around allie, "he hates 'just for laughs'".
everyone laughed
"hey wheres ana and sodapop", steve asked
you had heard about the story of christina and ponyboy but never ana and sodapop. they were kind of known for doing things in public though.
you sensed everyone else suspected the same thing so you just started the game.
"okay", two bit started, "i know most of you know how this game goes but for our newcomers", he looked at you and smirked.
you turned red. having this many peoples attention on you kinda sucked.
"basically each person talks one at a time, trying to roast someone(s), there are no alliances, questions can be asked, you have to answer truthfully. good luck yall", and two bit took a long swig of beer.
just then ana and sodapop came around the back, looking pretty flustered
"what a great way to start the game", dally whispered to his girlfriend and spoke up, "ayo soda what were you doing back there bud?"
silence...
"ana what were you doing?", allie smirked
you decided to stay quiet until someone called on you...
"uh just gardening, and stuff... you know", she stammered
"you pulled a Ponyboy!!!", christina yelled and got a dirty look from her boyfriend
everyone burst out laughing
"hey pony im sorry twobit said no allinces", she shrugged but kissed pony to to make up for it
as the two sat down soda spoke up, needing revenge "hey johnny cade"
"mhmm", johnny's voice cracked in fear
"you wanna do a few karate moves for us?", he laughed
"yea come on little man", steve mocked, "or did that fire burn you too bad"
"uh steve i dont think thats too nice", you added
before he could say something in response johnny somersaulted backwards, jumped up and screamed "HIYYYYAAAAHHHAHHHHHHHHHH!!!" and full on yeeted steve in the nose.
blood squirted everywhere
"WHAT THE FUCK", steve shrieked
johnny finished with a bow and a "namaste", then sat back down like nothing happened
everyones mouths hung open. they couldn't believe what happened. everyone except ana, she was trying her hardest to hold in a laugh.
"oh just let it out anib thats what the games for", two bit joked
and soon everyone was in tears laughing, EVEN STEVE!
"i've gotta admit guys, this is a fun game! allie made it out to be so much worse than it is", you said and looked at your friend
"oh y/n... poor, poor y/n", christina shook her head
"what?", you were confused
"we still have the lightning round", ponyboy looked scared too
"and what exactly is that?", you were nervous now
"its exactly what it sounds like", soda chimed in, "secrets are no longer secrets now".
still you didn't quite understand what was happening.
"well you dont need to only say secrets of others, you can say something funny to diss another person", two bit made sure his game was being played right
you all decided to go counter clock wise around the circle, the order was this:
Steve
y/n
Allie
Dally
Johnny
Christina
Ponyboy
Sodapop
Ana
Two-bit
two bit spoke again "also this is the lightning round remember! no stopping for anything! do not speak unless its your turn or you have been called on"..."BEGIN".
Steve: "wow Johnny i know you broke my nose but we all know you did it because you dont have as good as features as me", and he displayed his chocolate caked teeth
y/n: "uhhhh, shoot..um", you stuttered, "um ponyboy how many condoms have you stolen from Darry and Sodapop?"
everyone turned
he was beet red at this point
"at least 7 from Soda and 5 from darry", he answered quietly
everyone burst out laughing. steves nose started bleeding again because he was laughing so hard. this just made everyone laugh even more.
in the middle of all this, in the corner of your eye you saw twobit staring at you.
allie: "no alliances right? okay then dally..."
"mhmmm", this was the first time you saw him this uncomfy
"its true you and Johnny had a thing a while ago right?", she giggled
"yes.. wha no. no. NO", he frantically looked around, "I SKIP MY TURN".
Johnny: "oh cmon babe don't lie", he winked at dally, "they all know we were meant to be", and slowly crawled towards him.
"N-NO", dally scrambled away
Christina: "ana answer this", she smirked
"sure?", her cousin stuttered
"is your knee really broken or do you just pretend so you can slink off with Soda while were all at the park?"
"NO ITS ACTUALLY BROKEN YOU FAT MALAKA", and she showed her scar from surgery
"i was joking you little skata", tina yelled back
Ponyboy: "everyone raise your hands if you think twobit is sober right now", he grinned
no one moved
"dammit", two bit whispered
"oh and sodapop really needed to piss so his turn is skipped", pony added
Ana: "i have no idea what to say so i skip", she laughed
two-bit: "hey y/n", he called
crap. everything had been good until now.... you hoped he wouldn't say anything to embarassing
"yea", you said nonchalently
"wanna go out with me?", and he looked you right in the eye
everyone was silent
"i-is this a joke?"
"up to you girlie", he looked amused
"u-um yea sure", you replyed
"good", he smiled, "see you tomorrow at 6 at the Dingo".
okay two bit isnt that great but he seems like he would have a good personality so ye hope you enjoyed!
also thanks for 300 reads!!
stay gold mfs
-mrs. curtis <3
{029} jokes? -two bit
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