Burt finally snaps.
Sven: *He finally wins against Burt in Smash Bros. after 5 tries* "Thank goodness! See, I am a gamer, Burt."
Burt: "...What? What did you just call yourself?" *His eye twitched*
Sven: "A gamer... why?"
Burt: "You are not a gamer."
Sven: "Vad menar du? I think anyone can be a gamer if they wish."
Burt: *His eyes widened and his pupils grew small out of pure anger* "Nononono-- You are NOT a gamer!"
Sven: "H-hey, lugna ner dig- "
Burt: "I am soo SICK of all these people who think they're GAMERS. No you're NOT! Most of you are not even close to being GAMERS! I see these non-Toppats saying: ''Oh, I put well ovew a hundwed houws in this game and it's gweat!!'' That's NOTHING!! That's nothing-- Most of us can easily put 300+ in all our games-"
Burt is hit by a sleep-inducing tranquilizer. Sven looks over in surprise to see RHM.
RHM: "Knew 'e was actin' up again. A scent of enraged virgin tears led me here."
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𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲 𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐦𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬.
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