Hands On Learning

12. without permission

Liam blushed. "Louis! He's fine, um yeah. We've been talking. And it's this guy who works at Zumiez we met him last Friday when princess was buying more toms. He wrote his number on my receipt then we made a date for this Friday!"

"If this princess wasn't buying more shoes you wouldn't have met him," Louis reminded him.

"Ooh nice Liam! Is he hot?" Lexie asked.

"Oh god here we go," Louis muttered as he leaned back against the counter.

"You have no idea Lexie he is perfection, he looks like a freaking super model. He was wearing skinnies and I almost passed the fuck out." The other two started laughing.

"Can you imagine Liam passing out and me having to revive him with like a cologne sample or something?"

Lexie nodded through her laughter. "I can see that." The oven timer went off and she put on mitts and took out the food, setting it on the counter, far back from the edge, mumbling. "Little pig diva is so gonna go after this. She never stops eating."

Liam got excited. "Where is she? I wanna see her!" He went in the living room before she answered and started making cooing sounds.

"Looks like he found her." She rolled her eyes.

"If that beast bites me again I'm gonna cut some bacon off her back."

"I heard that, leave her alone!" Liam called out as he came back, the little pig trotting behind him.

"I think she likes you the best Liam," Lexie commented.

He knelt down and pet her ears. "That's because I don't threaten her." He glared at Louis.

"She bit me awhile back, she is a demon." As if she understood, Feebie came over and nipped at his still pristinely white toms, making him jump back.

"What the fuck! These cost almost seventy dollars you little -"

"Don't call her names!" Liam half-yelled and pulled her away to hug her, saying, "My little piglet."

"She chewed up my flip flops yesterday." Lexie shrugged. "She kind of is a demon witch." She grabbed plates and scooped out food for everyone, putting some in a bowl and setting it on the floor for Feebie who lunged at it and scarfed it down.

They sat in the living room and talked while they ate, Louis lounging on a recliner opposite of Liam and Lexie on the couch.

"So Louis, anything else happen while I was gone?" Liam smiled beside her. Fuck you Liam you better not.

"Hmm well," Let's see, I met the hottest man I've ever seen in my life and we got each other off in a pretend detention, we have some sort of secret relationship now, Liam and I got drunk and he tried to make out with me, oh and I almost answered 'yes daddy' in class yesterday because he had me put a butt plug in my ass.

"Mr. Horan told me you're the prettiest girl in all the land and he's going to ask for your hand in marriage tomorrow. If you manage to not run into a trash can again." Liam set down his dish to throw himself sideways on the couch and laugh hysterically while Lexie tossed a pillow at Louis.

"You ran into a trash can? Oh my god."

"You wish you had what we have." She flipped her hair exaggeratedly over her shoulder before taking another bite of her food and raising her eyebrows.

"I'm joking Lexie of fucking course you're pretty and also Mr. Horan asked for help ring shopping this weekend."

"You're lucky I've run out of pillows you little sass. Just you wait, I'll be calling him daddy by summer I bet."