unfound love (grug x zhongli )(croods)(lemon)

The Runaway

(Before we start I'd like to thank lil dan for the cover art !!)

Eep: Tartaglia.. Im only a teenager.. your like 20!!

Tartaglia: Oh right!.. 

Eep: Lets run away get married then have kids of our own peacefully.. 

Tartaglia: What about your parents!? Your siblings?? Your friends..

Eep: Screw them.. love always wins..  and I know your the one.. The one I need.. the one I love!!

Tartaglia: Ok fine.. but where will we go??

Eep: We'll find that out later Trust me

Tartaglia: Well shall we go now M'lady..? 

Eep: Yes lets go ride into the sunset!!!!!!!!!

*Next day*

Grugs mind: I can't stop thinking about last night.. I wish I never met Zhongli! Curse him..!

Grug:  Eep come here!! Eep?? Hello??! Eep!!!

*Grug screams*

Grug: EEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!! ZHONGLI MUST'VE TOKEN' HER!! F HIM!!

*grug storms off to Zhonglis house*

*grug knocks violently on the door*

Zhongli: W-w-what do you want.. I said we're over..!

Grug: Its not that.. I want my daughter back!! Shes missing..!

Zhongli: W-what?!  Tartaglia is also missing.. what if they ran off together??

Grug: Well.. lets go look for them 

Zhongli: Okay.. baka.. :l 

*They go look for them*

*They run across a flying pony and a wolf kid..?*

???: Yo..! Who are you?

Grug: Well first of all who are you?

Vegan Rainbow Dash: The names Rainbow Dash you can just call my RD!

Grug: Ok Rc

Zhongli: Hey you wolf boy.. Do I know you?'

Razor: Razor not know

Zhongli: How bizzare.. Your quite odd..

Razor: What bizzare mean

Zhongli: Just forget it 

Grug: Rd and Razor have you seen two red heads?

Razor: Razor recall seeing reds going there

Grug: Thanks! We'll be going now

Zhongli: Yea see ya

*It begins to get dark*

Grug: We need to find somewhere to sleep

Zhongli: Ah! Why dont we go to that cave over there?

Grug: Good idea but.. this cave is so small! We'll have to sleep together..

Zhongli: Im fine with that.. Well you see I still love you

Grug: Me too <3

Zhongli: Lets go to sleep

*They sleep and cuddle the whole night*

*Grug wakes up with hickeys*

Grug: What in tar nation

Zhongli: lets go!!

* Tartaglias and Eeps POV*

Tartaglia: Hey are you seeing what Im seeing?

Eep: Yea! A church!! A perfect place to get married at! lets go there!

Tartaglia: Okay Honey

*They go running to the church*

*They go and finally find eep and tartaglia at a church!*

*They see Rainbow Dash, Razor, Sandy, Ed sheeran dog*

*But then someone stops them*

*Its the match maker, ed sheeran dog, and sandy!

Match Maker: Im going to have to stop you! You have to adopt an ed sheeran and sandy if you want to get married

Tartaglia: Ok

Eep: Ok

Match Maker: Ok you guys can get married <3

*after hours of inviting and decorating everythings ready*

*Eep gulps*

*Tartaglia gulps*

Olivia: Do you take Eep as your wife

Tartaglia: Yes

Olivia: Do you take Tartaglia as your wedded husband

Eep: Y-

*Now its grug and zhonglis POV*

Grug: No! Stop the wedding!

*The whole room goes silent*

Grug: This is illegal !! Your a minor i think!!

Eep: Ok lol idc Im already pregnant

Eep: I do

Match Maker: Well they're married already cant do anything about it..

Eep: I regret that ok Im going to die now. Your dying with me ed sheeran dog