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Joke 9

It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided

to go to Miami Beach for a few days to thaw out during one particularly

cold winter. The airlines have crazy frequent flyer rules, and the wife

ended up on a flight the day after her husband.

The husband made it down to Florida and arrived at his hotel. Upon getting

to his room, he decided to open his laptop and send his wife back in

Minneapolis an email. Unfortunately, he didn't notice he had misspelled

his wife's email address

In South Carolina, a widow had just returned from the funeral of her

husband, a Methodist pastor of many years, who had been called to glory

just a few days earlier.

She decided to check her email because she was expecting to hear from

relatives and friends. Upon reading the first email, she let out a loud

scream, fainted and fell to the floor.

The woman's son rushed into the room and found his mother on the floor. He

glanced up at the computer screen and saw the following email message:

To My Loving Wife: I've just been checked in. Everything has been prepared

for your arrival here tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then.

Your Devoted Husband.

P.S. Sure is hot down here

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