their iconic quotes 👑

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Finn 🎸

"i came in and all i heard was clapping and i'm like what's going on? is someone pregnant?"

"we run this street motherfuckers"

"can you host?"


Richie 👓

"i hear the list is longer than my wang"

"can only virgins see this stuff? is that why i'm not seeing this shit?"

"doesn't smell like caca to me señor"


Mike 🚲

"if anyone asks where i am, i've left the country"

"i only have like 3.50 so it's hard"

"what was your test on again? human anatomy?"



Tyler 🍕

"no offense but is your dog pregnant or just super fat?"

"mr pepperoni! your dog's still fat?"

"oh i'm just helping myself to some gourmet delicious cold pizza, hope that's okay"



Miles 🕷

"keeping the lights on won't keep you safe"

"nothing should have to suffer"

"stop the car or i'll fucking kill you!!! "


Boris 🚬

"it hits harder this way"

"hA! harry potter"

"i hate the sun"

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