Arghh damn it, I'm never sleeping on a couch with guys again!I feel something poking my back, leg even my stomach apparently. I don't want to open my eyes because I'm scared of what I'll see.
Actually fuck that I can't take this anymore.
I open my eyes only to see a foot right up face,shit should've kept my eyes closed.
I start getting up then I do a weird stretch cracking my bones before walking towards the bathroom room leaving them asleep.
I wash my face and brush my teeth then I go and grab a horn from underneath my bed, don't ask why I have that, I go back to the sleeping animals.
I blow on it hard, haha blow.
They all jump at the sudden noise and land in an awkward position,I quickly hide the horn and fall to the ground and act as if I too was awakened by it too.
We all look at each other confused with me trying so hard to not blow my cover.
I start biting my lip knowing I'm about to burst out laughing.
"Vanessa?" Adam says narrowing his eyes at me
"Yes?" I say in the same tone
"Do you mind explaining why you have a horn beside you?" Connor asks.
"Yes I do actually mind" I say slowly crawling away from all of them
"Why did you wake us up," Tyler groans rubbing his eyes
Damn them and having amazing morning voices
"Its in the morning don't you wake up in the morning," I say trying to find any way to get out of this alive
Okay I'm exaggerating but still.
"Interesting, I didn't know you wanted to die today," Josh says, see l wasn't exaggerating
All six of them stand up and tower over me whose still on all fours there's no point in standing as well I'll still be shorter than all of them.
"Oh come on guys think rationally about this I'm still a kid,"
"You're turning twenty in three months," Adam deadpans
How does he know when my birthday is?
"I'm a child at heart," I state
Josh is the first one to crack earning a nudge and a glare from Tyler.
Adam's phone starts ringing so his blank expression quickly going away.
"Shit, I forgot to call Bella,"
"Whose Bella?" I ask
"His girlfriend," Damon states rolling his eyes
I choose to ignore that annoyed look on his face when he said that and just gasp dramatically,"Adam has a girlfriend," I tease
"Don't start," he mutters
"So this girl you're dating is she like the same age as you?"
"No" he says looking at the guys for a way out and they just look any where but him.
"So she's older?" I ask furrowing my eyebrows
"No"
I gasp,"Younger?"
"Yes," I wiggle my eyebrows
"How much younger,"
Josh and Tyler laugh while Damon stares at me with amusement dancing in his irises and Drew couldn't look anymore uninterested.
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Roommates with the dickhead
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