Author's Note: The following contains chaos that only sprouts from the mind of someone who has consumed way too much sugar and fanfics. Proceed at your own risk. May lose brain cells. You have been warned.
There are expletives.
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3 am
"DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE CONCERT???????" Yelled a very excited looking Merlin.
"No, I did not and quite frankly, I don't give a shit," said Morgana with a deadpan face.
Merlin then whipped out his book of pictures of the rising diva pop star, Arthur the Diva. He started squealing and proceeded to run through the walls at supersonic speed. Morgana gave him a 'what the fuck are you doing' look. Suddenly, Gwen flew through the window with her full sized flying elephant.
"Gwen! It's so nice to see you again. How was Mars?" asked Morgana excitedly.
Gwen started jumping up and down and said, "Oh, it was great! They had marshmallows and ducks over there. Aaanddd, get this, they even had a GWAINE!"
Gwaine jumped from behind her and started filming a Youtube video. He was wearing a tutu and a blond wig. The four people in the room began screaming and singing cheesy pop songs until Gaius barged through the door.
"WILL YOU GUYS BE QUIET I AM STREAMING," He said calmly.
"Come join us, Gaius we were just about to start singing songs by Arthur the Diva!" Merlin exclaimed.
Randomly, as if on cue, Arthur the Diva appeared with his wingmen, Leon the Dramatic, Percival the Opera singer, and Gwaine the French Man.
Arthur kneeled before Merlin and sang with too much vibrato, "Oh, was it you who called upon me? Was it your lips from where my name was uttered? Was it you who cried for me and wished for me to return into your loving arms?"
Merlin could not contain his excitement ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and had a stroke. After 40 hours, he jolted back from oblivion and started waltzing with Arthur. Morgana and Gwen watched them while eating grapes and hard boiled eggs. Gwaine and Gwaine started headbutting and dabbing furiously while reciting the U.S constitution in french.
Gaius went back to streaming on how to cook human limbs without using human limbs. How he does it...well that's a mystery for another time (Cooking with Gaius episode coming soon watch out Gordon Ramsay.) Leon and Percival were reenacting Romeo and Juliet.
What did I just write.
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A Collection of Merlin Oneshots
FanfictionBased on the BBC Merlin show. You think this will be full of good oneshots? nah I'm writing this at 3 am (lie.) after reading a bunch of chaotic oneshots by other people. I've always wanted to write a fanfic, never thought that my first would be thi...
