I'm in a reverse harem, HELP! (OHSHC X reader) (DISCONTINUED)

Life story of Yabu, a BAD doctor!

Ugh. There Tamaki goes again...CHARMING the girls! It's not fun to play with girls hearts...I suppose. So I walked around today deep in thought. However, they all had those special ways to charm the girls, even at the weirdest things they squeal at it. Like YAOI they squeal at YAOI !!! Not that I hate yoai, but again it's so FAKE! "Sometimes I don't know how I can bear with this..." Then all of a sudden Kyoya appeared behind me. "What did you say (Y/N)? Because you should know that I have a control of your debt, I can change-" Without hearing the rest of he's blackmail I inturrupted him. "Shush! I need to think!" Well I was lying I'm just angry today, my friend called about his gullible father *hint hint* and how he used up all thier money.

Then all of a sudden the twins came up to me. "What language do you want to take (Y/N)?" I thought. "Hmm...I've always wanted to learn French, but I guess Tamaki could teach me that..." Tamaki came out of his emo corner and pushed the twins out of the way. "Would you really want me to teach you French?" I shrugged. "I mean if it's okay with you, you seem busy a lot of times." You said refering to the girls starring at you. "I'll find time I promise that I'll teach you everything I know about it!" "O..k...?" I said with uncerntainty in my voice. "I need to get back to my job sempai. I'll talk to you later!" After I finished all the dishes I came out and saw all the hosts frozen, like everyone even Mori and Kyoya. "Uhh guys are you all right???"

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"OMG!" I looked around the library and saw so many lovely genres of different books. I looked around the whole entire section grabbed a tons of books and I started to read. Shizz the club! I looked at the time. "Eh! Whatever, I don't think there's anything important anyways...."

~The next Morning~

The twins and my sister was talking about how normal a physical exam was. The next thing you know, "What is all this?" Hikaru looked at me "Just another physical exam..." Karou finished his sentence for him "The usual." I sighed "I shouldn't have expected any more from these rich people." "Agreed" Haruhi said next to me. When we walked in the FIRST thing I saw was..."Mori-sempai? Honey-sempai?? What are you guys-" They signaled for me not to tell anyone. I sweatdropped 'But....they are so...obvious...' I literally heard ALL the girls talking about how Mori-sempai and Honey-sempai were dressing up as doctors. "Those two are here just in case anything happens." Kyoya appeared out of nowhere and made me jump. "O-Oh Kyoya-sempai...When did you get here? Not to be rude or anything." Completely ignoring my question he told me "If you're wondering the outfits are just to set the mood." I shook my head "But it's so off...It doesn't fit them I guess you can say..." He looked at me with a glint on his glasses. 'Oh no! That is never good news'

"Other girls seems to enjoy it unless you have a problem with it then I could change it, just of course adding 1,000 more yen to your debt." I shook my head rapidly turning away from him not DARING to look at him. He chuckled at me "That's what I thought." He walked away from me and all of a sudden a doctor bumped into me causing me to almost lose my balance. He turned to me "I-I'm terribly sorry." I smiled "No problem, take it easy there!" He nodded and ran off. 'Wait he looks familiar...'

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After all the thinking you still can't figure it out. "Meh. Whatever!" Then I saw a bunch of fan-girls over at a palce. God I can't see anything! Then a bunch of fan-girls screamed. "What's happening?" Haruhi dragged me to the front, the sight before me made me turn around blushing "H-How i-indecent are you two??" I asked them and they seemed to hear me over the cheers of the fangirls. "Aww you know you like the sight~" Karou said seductively. "D-darn you two!" They dragged me in between them and even MORE fangirls screamed! "G-guys pl-" Before I get to finish Tamaki ran up to me and the twins "YOU SHADY TWINS! LET GO OFF MY DAUGHTER THIS INSTANT!" They refused and started argueing, but good thing I escaped without them knowing.

Then it was Haruhi's turn to EXAMINE her chest. "I wonder what's going to happen. Tamaki sempai came out with a brown wig and told everyone "I am FujiokaHaruhi." It was so obvious that he wasn't. I mean come on violet eyes? SMALL VIOLET EYES???? Wow Tamaki everyone was confused until the twins bursted out laughing. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! H-HE A-ACTUALLY DID IT!!!" I looked towards them, "You guys planned this?" They nodded. 'Of course!' I walked over to Haruhi and helped her up since she was on the floor. Tamaki came over to us "I'm sorry Haruhi, they found out." Haruhi turned to him and gave him the ULTIMATE DEATH GLARE! (LOL I WAS LAUGHING SO MUCH AT THIS PART LOLOLOL)

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Kyoya came over to Haruhi and I. "Okay, Haruhi, I've set up a special boys' clinic in a seperate room, where I have a doctor sworn to secrecy standing by." Hikaru came over with the others (excluding Tamaki) "All the doctors gathered here today are from Kyoya-sempai's family's hospital." Both twins shrugged "Kyoya sempai you could've said something sooner." I tuned them out for the rest of the conversation. "Hey Kyoya- sempai..." He looked to me "Yes?" I looked down shy all of a sudden. "Uhh....Can I umm...join Haruhi for the examination???" He looked at me. "Sure, do whatever you like.." I brighten up and hugged him. "Thanks!" And ran to the room Haruhi was in.

I ran in the curtains Haruhi was in and shocked her. "Hey I'm going to get examined with you!" She looked confused. "You know I'm not confident with other people looking...." She nodded. I started to take off the shirt leaving me in my bra. And then a guy came in ...the same guy that bumped into me! "Uh..sir...you-" He covered my mouth "I-it's not what you think! Please don't scream!" I can't either way so I stayed calm...wait where's Haruhi? Tamaki came running in and "Teddy-bear kick!" WHAT? The twins were suddenly at my side "One...Looks that attract the public eye." Kyoya literally came out of the shadow "Two...Undaunted Wealth" Wow....I'm so impressed (hear the sarcasm?) "Three, chilvary that cannot overlook."Mri-sempai started "the hideous wickedness of this world." Honey- sempai's sweet kawaii voice turned seirous. Then Tamaki gave me his dress shirt. "We, The Ouran Host Club...will see you now!" God, was this practiced?!?!?! It's so dramatic and still where is Haruhi?!?!

He looked scared, REALLY?!?! "Please, at least spare my life!" He said bowing down. I couldn't keep it in anymore "REALLY?!?! WHAT IS HE DOING?!!?!"

~After his long life story~

"So you are him! No wonder you seem so familiar!!!!!" Everyone looked confused while Tamaki was crying with him. "You're my friend Samantha (made up)'s father! She was really angry the last time she spoke to me. I believe she isn't in this school. She is in Ouran Public High School not the Academy." "Oh is that so..." Then Tamamki wanted to help him that's when Haruhi came back. "Oh hey guys. Whose that?" I ran over and hug her "I thought you left me!" And they all sweatdropped, even Yabu.

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Not long after he left us bowing to us for our help. I sighed and turn to the guys who is still clueless of the situation. "Excuse me guys, but could you leave?" They looked shocked. "You're not thinking of quitting the host club are you (Y/N)?" Tamaki blabbled. I giggled "Of course not! But unless you want to be beaten senselessly than get out~ I need to change~" I said in a sickly sweet voice that scared even Kyoya (internally of course). "OK!" I turned to them "Of course I'll stay! You are my family, no?" I said and smiled a geniune smile. "(Y/N) KAWAII!" Tamamki ran over to me and hugged me. "Ahh! Tamaki do-don't touch me there!" "Red CARD!" The twins repeated. "This guys the real pervert here."

They might be crazy, but..it's fun this way!

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Hey! I'm SOO sorry for not updating in a LONG time. My grades dropped!!! NOO! But of course I found a part of me that wants to update, just for my followers~~~ I feel so happy! REALLY!!! 1.3K reads??? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! Seriously I didn't think a lot of people would read this, but EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED!

~ from Overjoyed Saki ^W^

Sneak Peak :

"Renge?!!? What are you doing here?"

"Kyoya-sempai!"

"Guys!"

"You need to turn them down!!"

Next time on I'm in a reverse harem, HELP! : FAN GIRL ATTACK!!!