Thorin's weirdo ex-boyfriend. Not sure if he wanted to kill Thorin or marry him. I don't think Thorin knows either.
We promised never to speak of this again.
I didn't speak of it. I'm WRITING.
In that case I may be forced to WRITE of the odd contraption the child of Bard loaned you. Perhaps a drawing as well. I have been told I'm an exceptional artist.
That's a low blow, Thorin.
You brought it on yourself.
YOU ARE READING
Things in Middle Earth That Want to Eat You by Bilba Baggins
短篇故事Bilba's journal of things in Middle Earth that want to eat you, with helpful addendums by Thorin Oakenshield. This is a short, crack fic companion to Homeward Bound Part One: An Unexpected Journey and should be read between that fic and the sequel...
