Childhood Bestfriend | Ranz Kyle

Part Five.

Part Five.

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Ranz:"Ken-Ken, gising na!" Sabe nya, sabay dinaganan ako.

Me:"What the fuck? Its early morning, dude. Don't disturb me." I groan.

Ranz:"HOY! Maka-mura ang aga aga! Gising na dyan! May pupuntahan tayo mamaya." He started shaking me.

Me:"Seriously?! Ugh. Go die." I pushed him hard, real hard.

*Thug!*

Ranz:"Owww!" He shouted.

Me:"AHAHAHAHAHA!" I laughed.

I opened my eyes.

Ranz:"What a bitch." He chuckled.

Me:"HOY! Maka-mura ang aga aga!" I mocked him.

He rolled his eyes & stood up.

Ranz:"Hay, finally! Gising na ang prinsesa!" He smirked.

I rolled my eyes.

Me:"Can you not?!"

Ranz:"AHAHAHAHAH, yoko nga. Now go! Ligo na." Sabe nya, sabay tulak saakin.

*Thug!*

Me:"Anak ng puta naman oh! Bugbugan tayo gusto mo?!" Hinamon ko sya, jokingly.

Ranz:"Osige, tara! Ahaha! Kaya mo rin pala magmura ng tagalog noh?!" 

Me:"Aba! Oo naman. Pinoy na pinoy kaya toh!" Sabay turo ko sa sarili ko.

Ranz:"Oh Yalla! (Yalla: Hurry Up in Arabic. Hoho) Maligo ka na!"

Me:"Yeah, whatevs."

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Ranz:"*Wolf Whistle*"

I rolled my eyes.

Ranz:"Ba't ang hilig mo sa cropped t-shirts? Ahahaha. Halos lahat na nakita ko sa luggage mo ay puro ganyan ung style."

Me:"Why do you care?" Tinarayan ko sya.

Ranz:"Ay, wow. Ang taray."

I chuckled.

Me:"Anong oras na ba?"

Ranz:"12:50 something."

Me:"Lets go na?"

He nodded.

Mum:"Goodmorning mga anak!" She greeted us.

Me:"Hello Ma!"

Mum:"Oh, alis na ako ha?" Sabe nya, sabay halik nya sa noo ko.

I nodded.

Mum:"Ingat kayo dun ah? Ranz ah." She added.

We nodded.

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We're walking in the mall.

I saw a hot guy.

Me:"Psst, Ranz. Ang hot nung guy oh!" Sabe ko sakanya.

Ranz:"Sus! Mas guapo pa ako dun. Oyy, kababaeng tao na may boypren. That's bad Ken-Ken ah!"

I chuckled.

Me:"Durr, sanay na sakin si Khalil noh? Everytime nagma-malling kame nun, nagtuturo ren ako ng hot guy. Di yun seloso."

Ranz:"Ah ganun ba?"

I nodded.

Me:"Halika na dali! Tapos kain tayo after, libre mo ah?! Saan na ba kase ung National Bookstore na yun?" 

Ranz:"Ayon na oh." Hila nya saakin, sabay turo doon.

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After namin bumili kumain kami sa Jolibee. :D

Me:"Yay! Matagal na ako di nakakain dito." 

Ranz chuckled.

Ranz:"Ang takaw mo!" 

Me:"Walang basagan ng trip!"

He laughed.

Ranz:"Dalian mo na dyan dali! Uwi na tayo."

Me:"Sandali lang, uyyy!" Sabay madali kong kumain.

Ranz:"Ahahahahah! Dali na!"

Me:"Oyan! Tapos na, Happy?" I rolled my eyes.

Ranz:"Yes, princess." He winked.

Me:"Ewww." 

Ranz:"Maka-eww ha!" 

I chuckled.

Me:"Lets go home, Yalla Habibi!" (Hurry up, baby. WALANG MALISYA.)

Ranz:"Baby? AHAHAHAH!"

Me:"Walang malisya please." I rolled my eyes.

Ranz:"Halika na! Sila Daddy nasa labas na." Hila nya saakin.

Me:"Nagpasundo ka? Ahahahahaha."

Ranz:"Yoko kase mag commute, baka sugurin tayo ng mga fans eh, tsaka naka disguise ako, yung ibang teenagers nakakahalata na ako si RANZCHUCHU."

I chuckled.

Lumabas na kami ng mall.

Ranz:"Hoy! Halika na! Ayun na sila Dad oh!"

Hinila nya ako papunta sa car, he opened it for me. 

AWW WHAT A GENTLEMAN.

I saw Niana. :")

Niana:"Hey Ate!" She greeted me with a smile.

Me:"Hi Niana, how are you baby?"

Niana:"Im okay naman po. Kayo po? & Ba't po kayo magkasama ni Kuya sa mall? Siguro nagdate kayo noh?" She raised her eyebrows.

Me:"Ahahahaha, no. We bought school supplies for me." Reply ko sa bata, sabay pakita ko sakanya nung plastic ng National Bookstore.

Niana:"Ohh."

Ranz glared at her.

I chuckled.

Me:"Ranz, pati bata ba naman pinapatulan mo?"

He laughed.

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Well, that's part five. ;) Boring, eh? Its just a filler. AHAHAHAHAHAH. Okaybye. Please VOTE & COMMENT & PLEASE CONTINUE READING.