Anne: Remember that one time you said I was your best friend
Catalina: No
Jane: That was me
Anna: How do you even confuse those two
Anne: It's not that hard!
Jane: I'm blonde
Catalina: I'm a brunette
Jane: I'm short
Catalina: I'm tall
Jane: I'm nice
Catalina: I'm not
Jane: I like dogs
Catalina: I like cats
Jane: I'm your cousin
Catalina: I'm not
Jane: I've never bitch slapped you in public
Catalina: I have
Jane: I've never tried to convince the cook to poison you
Catalina: I have
Jane: I stop you from jumping off the roof onto the trampoline
Catalina: I don't
Jane: I've never tried to run you over
Catalina: I have
Anne: .......
Anna: Y'all got issues
